Potato Chip Aficionado T-Shirts

An overweight man with a shopping cart passes a sign

'But Mom, I like potatoes in their jackets.'

'I met him on a Monday and my heart stood still (would you believe?)')

Gramma's Tators & Gravy...All You Can Eat!

"Hmm...I LOVE chocolate chip ice cream...!"

'I was hoping for a better bonus this year.'

Stupid Microwave

"The chef ran out of the shiitake-infused sweet potato au gratin, so he substituted hash browns."

"When Ed suggested 5 potato, 6 potato, 7 potato more, I suggested a vasectomy."

Couch Potatoes

"I just explained 'kugel' to him."

Italian Style Fish 'n' Chips

'Peel, Spot! Peel!'

"Alexa, tell me ways I can be less of a lazy slob who won't get up to turn off the lights."

I knew from the starch we were a perfect mash.

Let's have the cod. It'll be extinct soon.

"You have such beautiful eyes."

'Potatoes. How many would I need to make a bottle of vodka?'

"The doctor wants me to exercise more, so I need you to lift my feet even more when you're not vacuuming."

The Hypnotato,

"Now...this piece of paper will reveal even more."

"Bird of paradise, my ass."

"Are you sure this is the Irish guacamole?"

"High sodium, high cholesterol, lots of toxins - your blood test is remarkably similar to cheap potato chips."

Sale - Eyepod.

Mash-test Dummies.

"We're watching your side of the room with growing fascination."

Prize Winning Potato - Champion Chips

"We're not coming back here again Marvis...they've got no bloody chip shops!"

Mr. Tater Tot

Spud U Like/Spud U Don't Like.

Kim Jong Un returns triumphant from his meeting with Putin - holds aloft a single potato.

'Heel! HEEL! Bad potato!'

Potato Famine (somebody didn't make enough mashed potatoes)

"What's on the Bear Channel?"