Potato Chip Addict T-Shirts

'I know what's bugging you - that other bag of crisps in the bread bin, isn't it?'

'But Mom, I like potatoes in their jackets.'

"Hmm...I LOVE chocolate chip ice cream...!"

Gramma's Tators & Gravy...All You Can Eat!

'I was hoping for a better bonus this year.'

Stupid Microwave

"The chef ran out of the shiitake-infused sweet potato au gratin, so he substituted hash browns."

"When Ed suggested 5 potato, 6 potato, 7 potato more, I suggested a vasectomy."

Couch Potatoes

"I just explained 'kugel' to him."

"We're actually going to grow potatoes on Mars!"

Italian Style Fish 'n' Chips

Let's have the cod. It'll be extinct soon.

'Peel, Spot! Peel!'

"If you're ever granted three wishes, don't blow them all on a giant body with tiny arms legs."

I knew from the starch we were a perfect mash.

"You have such beautiful eyes."

'Potatoes. How many would I need to make a bottle of vodka?'

The Hypnotato,

"The doctor wants me to exercise more, so I need you to lift my feet even more when you're not vacuuming."

"Are you sure this is the Irish guacamole?"

"Bird of paradise, my ass."

Mash-test Dummies.

'Heel! HEEL! Bad potato!'

"We're watching your side of the room with growing fascination."

"We're not coming back here again Marvis...they've got no bloody chip shops!"

Mr. Tater Tot

Spud U Like/Spud U Don't Like.

Potato Famine (somebody didn't make enough mashed potatoes)

'These new ideas are silly, Father, the boiled tobacco tasted awful and you've spent an age trying to light that potato.'

"What's on the Bear Channel?"

Kim Jong Un returns triumphant from his meeting with Putin - holds aloft a single potato.