Potato Chip Lover Pillows

"Wow. He really was all that and a bag of chips!"

"Nice abs!"

"It's an update from the people tracking us. According to this, we haven't gone anywhere or done anything."

"Honey, do these sweatpants make me look like I prefer we stay in tonight so I can watch the game?"

'But Mom, I like potatoes in their jackets.'

"I swapped my 'couch to 5k' training app for a '5k to couch' one!"

Gramma's Tators & Gravy...All You Can Eat!

"Hmm...I LOVE chocolate chip ice cream...!"

'Have you seen me?' (Brain missing in TV viewer)

"Can you turn these mashed potatoes into french fries?"

'I was hoping for a better bonus this year.'

Homo Zapiens

Unconditional Loveseat

'Where does the teacher get this? Wilbur shows no motivation in class!'

Stupid Microwave

"The chef ran out of the shiitake-infused sweet potato au gratin, so he substituted hash browns."

"When Ed suggested 5 potato, 6 potato, 7 potato more, I suggested a vasectomy."

Couch Potatoes

'I'm not lazy - just resting before I get tired...'

"We're actually going to grow potatoes on Mars!"

"I just explained 'kugel' to him."

'Whatever, crosswords are stupid.'

Italian Style Fish 'n' Chips

'My husband likes to have everything handy during TV commercials.'

"In da house"

"I've decided to uninstall your personality and upload mine."

Working from Home.

"Let's see what's going on in the world."

"Mom wants us to spend 'Quality time' together, so don't blame me."

"If you're ever granted three wishes, don't blow them all on a giant body with tiny arms legs."

"Sometimes I wonder if it was worth all the trouble you went through to get yourself cloned."

"Hang on, I'll get him for you."

"Why run a marathon when you can sleep through it?"