Potato Pun Enthusiast Pillows

"He refuses to talk and he never listens."

'But Mom, I like potatoes in their jackets.'

Gramma's Tators & Gravy...All You Can Eat!

"Can you turn these mashed potatoes into french fries?"

Stupid Microwave

"When Ed suggested 5 potato, 6 potato, 7 potato more, I suggested a vasectomy."

"The chef ran out of the shiitake-infused sweet potato au gratin, so he substituted hash browns."

Couch Potatoes

"I find that my strongest passwords are those created when the cat walks across the keyboard."

"I just explained 'kugel' to him."

"We're actually going to grow potatoes on Mars!"

We can safely tell the Grand Jury your campaign money isn't soft, it's al dente.

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I knew from the starch we were a perfect mash.

'Peel, Spot! Peel!'

"If you're ever granted three wishes, don't blow them all on a giant body with tiny arms legs."

'That was nice of them to order us a new scratching post!'

"I'm looking for something a little more open pan."

"You have such beautiful eyes."

'Potatoes. How many would I need to make a bottle of vodka?'

'He's not big enough to use the toilet yet.'

'Have you noticed how portions are getting bigger?'

'We haven't been seeing eye-to-eye lately.'

'Maybe you should try flowers?'

"Are you sure this is the Irish guacamole?"

The Hypnotato,

Spud dating.

Mash-test Dummies.

Sale - Eyepod.

Mr. Tater Tot

Kim Jong Un returns triumphant from his meeting with Putin - holds aloft a single potato.

Your Dinner Is In The Potato Skin

'These new ideas are silly, Father, the boiled tobacco tasted awful and you've spent an age trying to light that potato.'

Spudhenge

Prize Winning Potato - Champion Chips