Potato Pun Fan Pillows

'Maybe you should try flowers?'

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozak.

Chicken Little Inc. Pecking Order.

"He refuses to talk and he never listens."

'The stage hypnotist was great, he regressed Jeff to a previous life, and discovered that he was a layabout then, too.'

'Justin, this isn't what I meant when I said we could make out like bandits.'

Cupid misses his shot.

Couch Potatoes

Office supplies - Notebooks, memo pads and rap sheets.

'You've got swine flu and I think it's begun to mutate.'

"I'm looking for something a little more open pan."

To keep cool in the summer, Victor installed a whole-house flan.

"I'm very proud of the grade A's, son, but what about these grade B smalls?"

'Satchel, I have a hunch...'

Sir Isaac Newton discovers even more gravity.

'I'm NOT sweating -- those are OCEANS!'

"Note to self...'NICE APPS' is not a good opening line."

"Father Michael has a wicked sense of humour."

Spudhenge

"Sorry Brian, bit of a rush this morning - I've left my face in the car."

Wanted - for cow rustling, gun fighting and high levels of starchiness.

'I don't think much of the punchline.'

Naval Command 'Innie' and 'Outie'.

Finger Food.

Moby Dick: Pop-Up Version

Parking validation

'One shot of this and you won't know a thing. Too late. He doesn't know a thing now.'

"So the SM is for swedish massage?"

'Excuse me, is anyone using this stool?'

After 10 years, the great potato race of 1997 was finally declared a tie.

'It was sort of like a penalty for early withdrawal. The bank hadn't opened yet.'

"You got off easy. They put me under house arrest."

"What's up? Never heard of e-snail before?"