Potato Fan Pillows

Couch Potatoes

Spudhenge

Weapon of mash destruction.

'Goodness, no Doctor, my husband is not calling you any insulting names. He's a duck and that's the only word he knows.'

'But Mom, I like potatoes in their jackets.'

Menu Dating

Gramma's Tators & Gravy...All You Can Eat!

"Can you turn these mashed potatoes into french fries?"

"Oh, she talk a lot...but only about her children."

"He refuses to talk and he never listens."

'The stage hypnotist was great, he regressed Jeff to a previous life, and discovered that he was a layabout then, too.'

Stupid Microwave

"When Ed suggested 5 potato, 6 potato, 7 potato more, I suggested a vasectomy."

"The chef ran out of the shiitake-infused sweet potato au gratin, so he substituted hash browns."

". . . yes, sir, folks . . . and furthermore, folks . . . for real quality, folks . . . yes, sir, folks . . ."

"We're actually going to grow potatoes on Mars!"

"I just explained 'kugel' to him."

Making healthy eating bearable.

Hello City Pound? Please take my dog away.

Empty landscape containing food and stationery.

"If you're ever granted three wishes, don't blow them all on a giant body with tiny arms legs."

'Peel, Spot! Peel!'

I knew from the starch we were a perfect mash.

"You have such beautiful eyes."

'Potatoes. How many would I need to make a bottle of vodka?'

'Ouch! I'm glad I didn't lay him.'

Turkey Farm Inc: 'And guess what you get for a Christmas bonus?'

The Hypnotato,

The Polygon family at home

"Are you sure this is the Irish guacamole?"

Spud dating.

"What happened to my piece of cake?"

'Maybe you should try flowers?'