Tomato Fan Pillows

"The tomatoes came from our neighbor's garden. Please don't tell him."

'Now that we have flounder genes, I'd like to go swimming.'

Apples for sale

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

Banana Split...

Gooseberry Fool...

"His mother had a great influence on him. She always made him eat his fruits and vegetables."

"Isn't it an amazing co-incidence that this is an orange, and it IS ORANGE?"

Ball as water-melon.

"I just need help getting the pit out."

OFA. Onion Farmer of the Year. I told myself I wasn't going to cry ….

"Believe me it's only an apple."

Repulse Monkey. Difficult position, but one day it may save your life. Get it right!

""Stop fidgeting. This is supposed to be a still-life."

The Brazilian Blow dry

'Pumpkin pie isn't dessert. It's another vegetable.'

Couch Potatoes

I never heard of chunky style wine. I couldn't find any seedless grapes.

Making healthy eating bearable.

"I'm sorry, we advertised for an 'Au Pair'."

Strawberry Shake

I love what you've done with your hare.

"I just found a lacto-vegan restaurant and Janet from accounts says she's FRUITAIAN!"

'I don't know how I could've forgotten my lines. I was all ears when they gave them to me.'

"Summer's here. Do you want to start talking incessantly about tomatoes or corn?"

Dreaming Of Spring

Banana

Squanto's less than famous older brother Squinto.

"Tell me, what is it you plan to do with your one wild and precious day when you're ripe and not yet mealy?"

I think we may have genetically overmodified the tomatoes.

"I just knew there had to be a better use for tomatoes than making boring old sandwiches."

"Yes, it is hot in here."

'With all the new laws being proposed, our tomatoes with founder genes may soon be an endangered species.'

'Be sure to ask George about his tomatoes.'

"The judges aren't too impressed!"