Tomato Fan T-Shirts

"The tomatoes came from our neighbor's garden. Please don't tell him."

'Now that we have flounder genes, I'd like to go swimming.'

Apples for sale

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

Banana Split...

"Isn't it an amazing co-incidence that this is an orange, and it IS ORANGE?"

"His mother had a great influence on him. She always made him eat his fruits and vegetables."

Gooseberry Fool...

Ball as water-melon.

"I just need help getting the pit out."

"Believe me it's only an apple."

""Stop fidgeting. This is supposed to be a still-life."

The Brazilian Blow dry

Repulse Monkey. Difficult position, but one day it may save your life. Get it right!

'Pumpkin pie isn't dessert. It's another vegetable.'

Couch Potatoes

"I'm sorry, we advertised for an 'Au Pair'."

"I just found a lacto-vegan restaurant and Janet from accounts says she's FRUITAIAN!"

Making healthy eating bearable.

I love what you've done with your hare.

Strawberry Shake

'I don't know how I could've forgotten my lines. I was all ears when they gave them to me.'

"Summer's here. Do you want to start talking incessantly about tomatoes or corn?"

Dreaming Of Spring

"Tell me, what is it you plan to do with your one wild and precious day when you're ripe and not yet mealy?"

'Be sure to ask George about his tomatoes.'

"I just knew there had to be a better use for tomatoes than making boring old sandwiches."

"Yes, it is hot in here."

Squanto's less than famous older brother Squinto.

'With all the new laws being proposed, our tomatoes with founder genes may soon be an endangered species.'

Banana

"The judges aren't too impressed!"

"I'm going to a concert by a really famous superstar....he deserves to be pelted with expensive organic tomatoes!"