Tomato Enthusiast Pillows

"Summer's here. Do you want to start talking incessantly about tomatoes or corn?"

"I need everybody to come down to the garden to cheer on the tomatoes."

Two men stand back to back as the sun rises; one man holds a basket labeled "Tomato" while the other holds a basket labeled "To-mah-to".

"He's not here. He's on the roof watering his tomato plants."

Tomatoes

Mrs. Fergensun unfortunately was crushed before getting what would surely have been a prize winning tomato to the county fair.

Tomatoes in the form of Toes

...Suddenly the anti-GM demo turned ugly.

'Be sure to ask George about his tomatoes.'

'This is my wife Hilda, who is quite a tomato herself!'

Trouble in the garden

"I'm going to a concert by a really famous superstar....he deserves to be pelted with expensive organic tomatoes!"

Seed of Doubt

"Just be yourself."

'But Mom, I like potatoes in their jackets.'

Apple Pie Abduction

PREPARING A POMEGRANATE FOR DUMMIES

Peach flirting with a banana.

Gramma's Tators & Gravy...All You Can Eat!

Stupid Microwave

"The chef ran out of the shiitake-infused sweet potato au gratin, so he substituted hash browns."

"When Ed suggested 5 potato, 6 potato, 7 potato more, I suggested a vasectomy."

Doctor to Banana: 'Looks like you're going to a ripe old age.'

William Tell

Apple section of supermarket - 'Granny Smith's'.

Lovers dressed as pears

'Tropical fruit, imported cheese, coconuts...I'm not really into that 'eat locally' stuff.'

"I just explained 'kugel' to him."

"Mom says I'm a super fruit."

Bill stumbles upon an automated taco maker.

Kid selling lemonade has a picture of the founder: himself

"I want to try other kinds of fruit."

'I will now read the results of my experiments in fruit genetics. . .'

Dreaming Of Spring

'With all the new laws being proposed, our tomatoes with founder genes may soon be an endangered species.'