Tomato Enthusiast Gifts

"Summer's here. Do you want to start talking incessantly about tomatoes or corn?"

"I need everybody to come down to the garden to cheer on the tomatoes."

Two men stand back to back as the sun rises; one man holds a basket labeled "Tomato" while the other holds a basket labeled "To-mah-to".

"He's not here. He's on the roof watering his tomato plants."

One upside-down tomato planter. I can't wait for juicy, free tomatoes. It's $23.37 with tax. Not bad for homegrown tomahtas. Plus $8 for potting soil, $15 for the hanger, $11 for organic fertilizer, $16 � Hey! � Where are you going? To the "Pick and Save" market.

Tomatoes

Mrs. Fergensun unfortunately was crushed before getting what would surely have been a prize winning tomato to the county fair.

Tomatoes in the form of Toes

...Suddenly the anti-GM demo turned ugly.

'Be sure to ask George about his tomatoes.'

'This is my wife Hilda, who is quite a tomato herself!'

Trouble in the garden

"I'm going to a concert by a really famous superstar....he deserves to be pelted with expensive organic tomatoes!"

Seed of Doubt

"Just be yourself."

'But Mom, I like potatoes in their jackets.'

Apple Pie Abduction

PREPARING A POMEGRANATE FOR DUMMIES

Peach flirting with a banana.

Gramma's Tators & Gravy...All You Can Eat!

"Remember, you're only as old as your peel."

Stupid Microwave

"The chef ran out of the shiitake-infused sweet potato au gratin, so he substituted hash browns."

"When Ed suggested 5 potato, 6 potato, 7 potato more, I suggested a vasectomy."

Doctor to Banana: 'Looks like you're going to a ripe old age.'

William Tell

Apple section of supermarket - 'Granny Smith's'.

Produce Market. Lots of things are going on with the produce. The tomatoes, as usual, are having a fruit or veggie identity crisis. Though it makes no sense, the apples and oranges are constantly comparing themselves to one another. The plums are happy. Any assignment or position that comes their way is always the best. That potatoes want couches, of course. And the bananas think they should run the market government. Sure, a banana republic!

Lovers dressed as pears

"Mom says I'm a super fruit."

'Tropical fruit, imported cheese, coconuts...I'm not really into that 'eat locally' stuff.'

"I just explained 'kugel' to him."

Bill stumbles upon an automated taco maker.

Kid selling lemonade has a picture of the founder: himself

Dreaming Of Spring