Tomato Enthusiasts Gifts

Weather alert. No, a tomato "watch" means the conditions are right, and tomato "warning" means one's been spotted.

"Just be yourself."

'But Mom, I like potatoes in their jackets.'

The Family Joules: Part 16

Apple Pie Abduction

PREPARING A POMEGRANATE FOR DUMMIES

"Remember, you're only as old as your peel."

Peach flirting with a banana.

Gramma's Tators & Gravy...All You Can Eat!

Stupid Microwave

"When Ed suggested 5 potato, 6 potato, 7 potato more, I suggested a vasectomy."

"The chef ran out of the shiitake-infused sweet potato au gratin, so he substituted hash browns."

Doctor to Banana: 'Looks like you're going to a ripe old age.'

William Tell

Apple section of supermarket - 'Granny Smith's'.

"Mom says I'm a super fruit."

Lovers dressed as pears

"I just explained 'kugel' to him."

'Tropical fruit, imported cheese, coconuts...I'm not really into that 'eat locally' stuff.'

Produce Market. Lots of things are going on with the produce. The tomatoes, as usual, are having a fruit or veggie identity crisis. Though it makes no sense, the apples and oranges are constantly comparing themselves to one another. The plums are happy. Any assignment or position that comes their way is always the best. That potatoes want couches, of course. And the bananas think they should run the market government. Sure, a banana republic!

Kid selling lemonade has a picture of the founder: himself

"Summer's here. Do you want to start talking incessantly about tomatoes or corn?"

The BLTR (the bacon, lettuce, tomato, revolution)

"I want to try other kinds of fruit."

'I will now read the results of my experiments in fruit genetics. . .'

Dreaming Of Spring

'Peel, Spot! Peel!'

I knew from the starch we were a perfect mash.

'Are they fresh?'

'With all the new laws being proposed, our tomatoes with founder genes may soon be an endangered species.'

I think we may have genetically overmodified the tomatoes.

'Be sure to ask George about his tomatoes.'

'Eve ate the apple, and she's asking if you want to make it two out of three with oranges and bananas?'

"You have such beautiful eyes."

'Potatoes. How many would I need to make a bottle of vodka?'