Tomato Enthusiasts Prints

"Just be yourself."

'But Mom, I like potatoes in their jackets.'

Apple Pie Abduction

PREPARING A POMEGRANATE FOR DUMMIES

Peach flirting with a banana.

Gramma's Tators & Gravy...All You Can Eat!

Stupid Microwave

"When Ed suggested 5 potato, 6 potato, 7 potato more, I suggested a vasectomy."

"The chef ran out of the shiitake-infused sweet potato au gratin, so he substituted hash browns."

Doctor to Banana: 'Looks like you're going to a ripe old age.'

William Tell

Apple section of supermarket - 'Granny Smith's'.

'Tropical fruit, imported cheese, coconuts...I'm not really into that 'eat locally' stuff.'

"I just explained 'kugel' to him."

"Mom says I'm a super fruit."

Lovers dressed as pears

Kid selling lemonade has a picture of the founder: himself

"Summer's here. Do you want to start talking incessantly about tomatoes or corn?"

The BLTR (the bacon, lettuce, tomato, revolution)

'I will now read the results of my experiments in fruit genetics. . .'

Dreaming Of Spring

"I want to try other kinds of fruit."

'With all the new laws being proposed, our tomatoes with founder genes may soon be an endangered species.'

'Peel, Spot! Peel!'

'Eve ate the apple, and she's asking if you want to make it two out of three with oranges and bananas?'

'Be sure to ask George about his tomatoes.'

I knew from the starch we were a perfect mash.

'Are they fresh?'

"You have such beautiful eyes."

'Potatoes. How many would I need to make a bottle of vodka?'

'We're both dyslexic.'