Tomato Aficionados Prints

'I was hoping it was going to be bigger, but I'm still new to gardening.'

The Family Joules: Part 16

'In my time, we didn't talk to a blackberry. We just ate the damn things!'

Sir gawain had been duped....it was a damson in distress

Plum jam...

'Tropical fruit, imported cheese, coconuts...I'm not really into that 'eat locally' stuff.'

"I just explained 'kugel' to him."

Bill stumbles upon an automated taco maker.

"Summer's here. Do you want to start talking incessantly about tomatoes or corn?"

'I don't care if you're wearing them again tomorrow, just put your clothes away!'

Dreaming Of Spring

'Be sure to ask George about his tomatoes.'

I knew from the starch we were a perfect mash.

I think we may have genetically overmodified the tomatoes.

'With all the new laws being proposed, our tomatoes with founder genes may soon be an endangered species.'

Coming Soon! Taco Sphere

Primate Speech Institute. He's learned to talk, but all he'll talk about is the price of bananas.

'How the serpent tempted Eve.'

"She's genetically modified, you know."

'Potatoes. How many would I need to make a bottle of vodka?'

'What did you do with the apple I gave you yesterday?'

A Taco Tuesday Tragedy

'Could you recommend a fruit that works for lawyers?'

Lovers dressed as pears

Produce Fuji Apples. I told you that's not how "fudgey" is spelled.

'Mmmm...Gordita.'

Tomato, zucchini or grapefruit? Balloons. Vegan Clowns.

"I'm going to a concert by a really famous superstar....he deserves to be pelted with expensive organic tomatoes!"

'This is my wife Hilda, who is quite a tomato herself!'

Orange House of Horrors

A smart alec boy

'I can't believe it's not butter!'

Wild fruit

'Watermelon - a fruit to eat, drink and wash your ears with.'

Potato Famine (somebody didn't make enough mashed potatoes)