Tomato Aficionados Mugs

'I was hoping it was going to be bigger, but I'm still new to gardening.'

Sir gawain had been duped....it was a damson in distress

Plum jam...

'Tropical fruit, imported cheese, coconuts...I'm not really into that 'eat locally' stuff.'

"I just explained 'kugel' to him."

Bill stumbles upon an automated taco maker.

"Summer's here. Do you want to start talking incessantly about tomatoes or corn?"

Dreaming Of Spring

'I don't care if you're wearing them again tomorrow, just put your clothes away!'

Coming Soon! Taco Sphere

I knew from the starch we were a perfect mash.

'How the serpent tempted Eve.'

'Be sure to ask George about his tomatoes.'

'With all the new laws being proposed, our tomatoes with founder genes may soon be an endangered species.'

"She's genetically modified, you know."

'Potatoes. How many would I need to make a bottle of vodka?'

'Could you recommend a fruit that works for lawyers?'

A Taco Tuesday Tragedy

'What did you do with the apple I gave you yesterday?'

"I'm going to a concert by a really famous superstar....he deserves to be pelted with expensive organic tomatoes!"

A smart alec boy

'Mmmm...Gordita.'

Lovers dressed as pears

Orange House of Horrors

'This is my wife Hilda, who is quite a tomato herself!'

Wild fruit

'I can't believe it's not butter!'

"Oh, Kevin. You are truly the Tomato Whisperer."

Potato Famine (somebody didn't make enough mashed potatoes)

"In lieu of a monthly check I'll receive a crateful of seasonal fruit."