Tomato Aficionado Mugs

"You were overheard saying you'd kill for a good tomato."

"Oh, Kevin. You are truly the Tomato Whisperer."

"This is your third cousin Hermina. She was a bad gardener, but she always had the best tomatoes!"

Where 'Stewed Tomatoes' come from.

"Oh, Kevin. You are truly the Tomato Whisperer."

'Sorry sir, we've run out of parmesan cheese.'

'I work two jobs and have three kids. At the end of the day I am exhausted. Do you have anything that is not sexy and just smells good.'

Advocado

'Have you no common scents?!'

Sir gawain had been duped....it was a damson in distress

"I just need help getting the pit out."

"We've misjudged the tapas again."

Repulse Monkey. Difficult position, but one day it may save your life. Get it right!

"I had a Caesar salad for lunch, but that was two days ago."

"I want to apologise for calling this meeting on such short notice."

"I just explained 'kugel' to him."

Bill stumbles upon an automated taco maker.

"Summer's here. Do you want to start talking incessantly about tomatoes or corn?"

Dreaming Of Spring

'With all the new laws being proposed, our tomatoes with founder genes may soon be an endangered species.'

'Be sure to ask George about his tomatoes.'

I knew from the starch we were a perfect mash.

"I don’t care if you are a noodle. I love you."

"At ease!"

Coming Soon! Taco Sphere

'Mmm... the bouquet flickers around the nose like butterflies sweetly scented by the shower from a the milk of a goddesses breasts.'

"She's genetically modified, you know."

'Potatoes. How many would I need to make a bottle of vodka?'

'What did you do with the apple I gave you yesterday?'

A Taco Tuesday Tragedy

When avocados go soft

'Bob will be with you in a moment. He's cleaning the filter to the wine-aroma-judging-device attached to his face.'

"Scents and scentsibility"

"Elaine! The avocados are ripe—what do we do? What do we do?"

'This is my wife Hilda, who is quite a tomato herself!'