Tomato Lover Mugs

'I have no objection to employees living the dream, Jennings, just not the dream of being a giant tomato.'

Dreaming Of Spring

"Quick! It's the 45 minutes a year when tomatoes taste incredible!"

'With all the new laws being proposed, our tomatoes with founder genes may soon be an endangered species.'

"Dad said they'd sell like hotcakes, but they're selling like vegetables."

"Now we'll have no tomatoes this year..."

"Just be yourself."

'I guess there are lots of rotten jobs, Gramma...I hope I don't have to clean the taco hut forever.'

"Maureen Alsop is leaving her magnolia, and her delphinium and her cats with us this weekend."

'But Mom, I like potatoes in their jackets.'

You've Had Enough!

"Which of these will look the prettiest without the others?"

Menu Dating

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

Mantis Love

Gardening#2

"It said this 'Spilt Coffee' series afforded her a lifetime of lattes."

Gramma's Tators & Gravy...All You Can Eat!

"Can you turn these mashed potatoes into french fries?"

A Venus cow trap.

Coffee shop

"Devi's brew?"

"I do like a plant that can hold its drink"

National Coffee Day

Stupid Microwave

'Look, I know it's artificial orange, but you're sick, I say, sick.'

"The chef ran out of the shiitake-infused sweet potato au gratin, so he substituted hash browns."

'Yeah, I slipped on a banana skin too...'

'Well doctor that will be the Mabato Tree Snake.'

Running Latte

"When Ed suggested 5 potato, 6 potato, 7 potato more, I suggested a vasectomy."

Pea

'You've had enough.'