Tomato Lover Pillows

'I have no objection to employees living the dream, Jennings, just not the dream of being a giant tomato.'

Dreaming Of Spring

"Quick! It's the 45 minutes a year when tomatoes taste incredible!"

'With all the new laws being proposed, our tomatoes with founder genes may soon be an endangered species.'

"Dad said they'd sell like hotcakes, but they're selling like vegetables."

"Now we'll have no tomatoes this year..."

"Just be yourself."

Give us a drink that says "we're in love." Oh no, not again. Today's Special. Latte + 1hr web $12.50. We're back together. We're celebrating. Give us my darling pudding pie's favorite drink. A cinnamon mocha latte with a peppermint lollipop swizzle stick. Excuse me?! That is not my favorite drink ... dear. My favorite drink is a cinnamon mocha latte with a spearmint lollipop swizzle stick ... dear. I am so sorry ... snookums. How could I have possibly been so heartless and thoughtless as to con

Like, Latte. So that's a vanilla almond with soy, extra foam, whipped cream, nutmeg, and caramel. Leave room for coffee?

'I guess there are lots of rotten jobs, Gramma...I hope I don't have to clean the taco hut forever.'

Palms. When fully grown that species will provide some nice shade in your your yard. Fronds with benefits.

"Maureen Alsop is leaving her magnolia, and her delphinium and her cats with us this weekend."

'But Mom, I like potatoes in their jackets.'

Menu Dating

"Which of these will look the prettiest without the others?"

You've Had Enough!

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"

Gardening#2

Mantis Love

Gramma's Tators & Gravy...All You Can Eat!

Peel poker.

"It said this 'Spilt Coffee' series afforded her a lifetime of lattes."

"Can you turn these mashed potatoes into french fries?"

"Devi's brew?"

Coffee shop

"I do like a plant that can hold its drink"

A Venus cow trap.

Stupid Microwave

'Look, I know it's artificial orange, but you're sick, I say, sick.'

National Coffee Day

Pea

"The chef ran out of the shiitake-infused sweet potato au gratin, so he substituted hash browns."

'You've had enough.'