Taco Lover Pillows

Kirks & Tacos

Menu Dating

'I guess there are lots of rotten jobs, Gramma...I hope I don't have to clean the taco hut forever.'

"I tell you, it's not right! How can a man be arrested for entering his own home?! It's outrageous! It's unacceptable! Something must be done!!"

A taco stand offers 'crawling tacos' to desert crawler man.

Taco Toppings

A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.

The Family Joules: Part 16

'A religious zealot denounces a toaster for working on the Sabbath'

"He was just hanging about in the shed, so I had him repurposed."

You've Had Enough!

It’s God’s country, if your God wears camouflage and dips tobacco.

Margarita

Why markets crash.

"It's God's country, if your god wears camouflage and dips tobacco."

"I'd like to toast our guests."

Pipe Smoker of the Year Awards.

The Leafs win the Cup!

"The Taco is good on the trail but where do I put the drink?"

Woman watches football match played by a mug of tea, salt pot and ketchup bottle, she says to husband: 'Your explanation of the offside rule was spot on.'

'It's a great film Pauline, I nearly milked myself laughing.'

"Herb's from Texas."

'Okay, kids...time for your bath.'

'I'll pour yours out as well Dear - I know that you won't be long.'

Cowboy directions 'Up yonder', 'Down yonder', 'This-A-Way' and 'That-A-Way'.

Tyrannosaurus Tex

Vesta

Sleepy Bunny

'Tea minus one hour thirty minutes and ten seconds.'

"We're actually going to grow potatoes on Mars!"

"Since I've gone over to roll-ups I find I can get by on just one cigarette a day!"

Milton wonders if it would be possible to substitute scotch and sex for tea and sympathy.

Bill stumbles upon an automated taco maker.

Dreaming Of Spring

'With all the new laws being proposed, our tomatoes with founder genes may soon be an endangered species.'