Taco Lover Gifts

Kirks & Tacos

Menu Dating

'I guess there are lots of rotten jobs, Gramma...I hope I don't have to clean the taco hut forever.'

"I tell you, it's not right! How can a man be arrested for entering his own home?! It's outrageous! It's unacceptable! Something must be done!!"

A taco stand offers 'crawling tacos' to desert crawler man.

Taco Toppings

A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.

'A religious zealot denounces a toaster for working on the Sabbath'

It’s God’s country, if your God wears camouflage and dips tobacco.

You've Had Enough!

Margarita

Why markets crash.

"It's God's country, if your god wears camouflage and dips tobacco."

"I'd like to toast our guests."

"The Taco is good on the trail but where do I put the drink?"

Pipe Smoker of the Year Awards.

Woman watches football match played by a mug of tea, salt pot and ketchup bottle, she says to husband: 'Your explanation of the offside rule was spot on.'

'It's a great film Pauline, I nearly milked myself laughing.'

"Herb's from Texas."

'Okay, kids...time for your bath.'

'I'll pour yours out as well Dear - I know that you won't be long.'

Cowboy directions 'Up yonder', 'Down yonder', 'This-A-Way' and 'That-A-Way'.

Milton wonders if it would be possible to substitute scotch and sex for tea and sympathy.

"We're actually going to grow potatoes on Mars!"

'Tea minus one hour thirty minutes and ten seconds.'

Vesta

Tyrannosaurus Tex

"Since I've gone over to roll-ups I find I can get by on just one cigarette a day!"

Sleepy Bunny

Bill stumbles upon an automated taco maker.

Dreaming Of Spring

'Your tea is getting cold.'

Coming Soon! Taco Sphere

"That's not fair. I do not only visit you once a year on National Asparagus Day."

"If you're ever granted three wishes, don't blow them all on a giant body with tiny arms legs."