Trailblazing Taco Lover Gifts

"The Taco is good on the trail but where do I put the drink?"

'I guess there are lots of rotten jobs, Gramma...I hope I don't have to clean the taco hut forever.'

'The Burrito King.'

Menu Dating

"Yuppies! There goes the hood!"

"We've misjudged the tapas again."

'We call it the 'Tomato Surprise' because the chef tinkered with the DNA a little.'

"Valet park only"

Bill stumbles upon an automated taco maker.

"I brought my lunch."

Coming Soon! Taco Sphere

A Taco Tuesday Tragedy

'Mmmm...Gordita.'

Chip wagon oil change.

"Would you like to sample something from the nacho cart?"

"I'm selling the gingerbread house and buying a food truck."

"Oh, Kevin. You are truly the Tomato Whisperer."

"Oh, Kevin. You are truly the Tomato Whisperer."

Kirks & Tacos

Tacosaurus Mex

"Baldo, if you want good Latino food...all you have to do is ask."

Fresh Fish Tacos

"How'd you know I was from New York?"

Where 'Stewed Tomatoes' come from.

TACO

'Gentlemen, tonight's special is broiled sea urchin, with raspberries, over candy corn, with a goat's milk sauce. I would suggest a wine to recommend with it, had I attended sommelier school in the Twilight Zone.'

"I tell you, it's not right! How can a man be arrested for entering his own home?! It's outrageous! It's unacceptable! Something must be done!!"

"Hate to break it to you, buddy, but I'm your better in every way - spicier, zestier, more fun, and Latino."

"Don't sweat the Castilian pronunciation."

"Sergio, you know I don't snoop...but I was in Baldo's room this morning...and I found this."