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"The Taco is good on the trail but where do I put the drink?"

'I guess there are lots of rotten jobs, Gramma...I hope I don't have to clean the taco hut forever.'

The Family Joules: Part 16

'The Burrito King.'

Menu Dating

"Yuppies! There goes the hood!"

"We've misjudged the tapas again."

"Valet park only"

'We call it the 'Tomato Surprise' because the chef tinkered with the DNA a little.'

Bill stumbles upon an automated taco maker.

Coming Soon! Taco Sphere

"I brought my lunch."

A Taco Tuesday Tragedy

'Mmmm...Gordita.'

Chip wagon oil change.

"Oh, Kevin. You are truly the Tomato Whisperer."

"I'm selling the gingerbread house and buying a food truck."

"Would you like to sample something from the nacho cart?"

Kirks & Tacos

The last hot dog of summer.

"Oh, Kevin. You are truly the Tomato Whisperer."

Tacosaurus Mex

"I tell you, it's not right! How can a man be arrested for entering his own home?! It's outrageous! It's unacceptable! Something must be done!!"

"Hate to break it to you, buddy, but I'm your better in every way - spicier, zestier, more fun, and Latino."

"Man, this is taking forever. Let's go find some fast food."

Where 'Stewed Tomatoes' come from.

Ice Cream. Cakes. Pies. Food trucks serving sweets come out at night. The streets are desserted after dark!

"How'd you know I was from New York?"

'Gentlemen, tonight's special is broiled sea urchin, with raspberries, over candy corn, with a goat's milk sauce. I would suggest a wine to recommend with it, had I attended sommelier school in the Twilight Zone.'

"Baldo, if you want good Latino food...all you have to do is ask."

Fresh Fish Tacos

Do you know why I pulled you over, and for which flavor? Ice cream.

TACO

"Don't sweat the Castilian pronunciation."

"I don't know why I couldn't have had a peanut butter and jelly taco!"