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"How'd you know I was from New York?"

Come dine with me!

"I know you didn't order the snails, sir. They're complimentary with the salad."

6 Brothers Falafel

"You owe me five bucks."

"And I'm teaming that burned sausage up with a warm, flat local lager."

'We can order Lebanese, Thai, Italian, Indian, Greek or Chinese...'

"I hope you won't repent afterwards, Vicar, It's a devilishly hot vindaloo!"

"Everything taste so divinely artisanal."

"I've never heard of it, either, but nothing ventured, nothing gained, I always say!"

"Yes, we have blue cheese. Do you want it in electric, sky or navy blue?"

"You got maybe one that smells like cheese blintzes frying?"

Chef uses Harp to cut Sausages

"The pizza came late and it was cold!"

'We call it the 'Tomato Surprise' because the chef tinkered with the DNA a little.'

"The secret of my success is combining eggs, meat and bread in enough ways to make an eight page breakfast menu."

"'Well done' lulled him into complacency."

Newark by Night. A new Dutch restaurant just opened. What do you know about Dutch cuisine? Nothing. But I'm a big fan of the "Dutch Treat" concept.

"I didn't invent the wheel. I invented the pizza."

Captain Hook's lesser known brother - Captain Spatula

"You're about to learn what New York hot dogs are made from."

Tzatzikicicle

"Perhaps we should cleanse our palates first?"

Excess Baggage: You never have to worry about finding your way around those humongous new cruise ships. Your stomach will lead you.

Pizza Tower Bridge

"They know me here."

"I''' have the misspelled 'Ceasar' salad and the improperly hyphenated veal osso-buco."

"Perhaps Monsieur would care for something more expensive?"

"We succumbed to your hype."

'Therapy?'

'As far as we know, no one who has eaten our genetically-modified food has turned into a creature or anything.'

Try our new genetically engineered produce.

'My husband will order the wine. He happens to be a graduate of the 3-Second Master of Wine program.'

'Cook is a musician. Improvises. Never makes the same thing twice.'

'That's a very popular choice sir, and that's why we've sold out of it.'