Trailblazing Foodie Gifts

"How'd you know I was from New York?"

Come dine with me!

"I know you didn't order the snails, sir. They're complimentary with the salad."

6 Brothers Falafel

"You owe me five bucks."

"And I'm teaming that burned sausage up with a warm, flat local lager."

'We can order Lebanese, Thai, Italian, Indian, Greek or Chinese...'

"Everything taste so divinely artisanal."

"I hope you won't repent afterwards, Vicar, It's a devilishly hot vindaloo!"

"Yes, we have blue cheese. Do you want it in electric, sky or navy blue?"

"I've never heard of it, either, but nothing ventured, nothing gained, I always say!"

"You got maybe one that smells like cheese blintzes frying?"

Chef uses Harp to cut Sausages

'We call it the 'Tomato Surprise' because the chef tinkered with the DNA a little.'

"'Well done' lulled him into complacency."

"The pizza came late and it was cold!"

"The secret of my success is combining eggs, meat and bread in enough ways to make an eight page breakfast menu."

"I didn't invent the wheel. I invented the pizza."

"You're about to learn what New York hot dogs are made from."

Captain Hook's lesser known brother - Captain Spatula

Tzatzikicicle

"They know me here."

Pizza Tower Bridge

Excess Baggage: You never have to worry about finding your way around those humongous new cruise ships. Your stomach will lead you.

"I''' have the misspelled 'Ceasar' salad and the improperly hyphenated veal osso-buco."

"Perhaps Monsieur would care for something more expensive?"

"We succumbed to your hype."

'Therapy?'

'As far as we know, no one who has eaten our genetically-modified food has turned into a creature or anything.'

'I'm very impressed that you ordered the entire meal in French. Pity it's a Chinese restaurant...'

'My husband will order the wine. He happens to be a graduate of the 3-Second Master of Wine program.'

"Red wine with fish? Sometimes you really are a monster."

'Are you sure you don't have any Indian blood?.'