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"That's it. We’re toast."

'I guess there are lots of rotten jobs, Gramma...I hope I don't have to clean the taco hut forever.'

'A religious zealot denounces a toaster for working on the Sabbath'

Menu Dating

It’s God’s country, if your God wears camouflage and dips tobacco.

"It's God's country, if your god wears camouflage and dips tobacco."

"Incredible! Once again, you've made the perfect piece of toast."

"We've misjudged the tapas again."

"The Taco is good on the trail but where do I put the drink?"

'How would you like your toast?'

"Since I've gone over to roll-ups I find I can get by on just one cigarette a day!"

"Are you as excited as I am?"

Bill stumbles upon an automated taco maker.

"The toaster is broken again, sweetheart."

A day at the FULL CIRCLE RANCH

"Looks like a storm ahead, Captain." "I think you're being over dramatic."

Coming Soon! Taco Sphere

'Mmm... the bouquet flickers around the nose like butterflies sweetly scented by the shower from a the milk of a goddesses breasts.'

"The toaster your brother gave us is beginning to get on my nerves."

Toast kidnapper.

A Taco Tuesday Tragedy

Toast with faces popped up from toaster.

'At last conclusive proof sods law works - but only with a thick-sliced family loaf.'

"What would you serve with toast?"

'Mmmm...Gordita.'

A little fizz?

The final all-toast supper at apartment 5-B

Kirks & Tacos

Cattle Grid Toast

"This could get nasty..."

'This is Thompson, he'll be getting your tea department online and working on it's global brand.'

Exempli Gratia.