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Bill stumbles upon an automated taco maker.

"Don't sweat the Castilian pronunciation."

A Taco Tuesday Tragedy

Tacosaurus Mex

Coming Soon! Taco Sphere

Fresh Fish Tacos

Considered by many to be a soft taco.

"I love Taco Tuesday."

"I'm not going to sit here and take orders from a taco!"

TACO

Nurse follows beeping sound in hospital to get taco lunch out of the microwave.

"Sergio, you know I don't snoop...but I was in Baldo's room this morning...and I found this."

'Mmmm...Gordita.'

"Baldo, if you want good Latino food...all you have to do is ask."

A General consensus.

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

"That's it. We’re toast."

'I guess there are lots of rotten jobs, Gramma...I hope I don't have to clean the taco hut forever.'

Menu Dating

It’s God’s country, if your God wears camouflage and dips tobacco.

"Incredible! Once again, you've made the perfect piece of toast."

"It's God's country, if your god wears camouflage and dips tobacco."

Toast: the high energy food

"We've misjudged the tapas again."

'Meditation centre' 'Coffee, Tea, Enlightment, Refreshments'

Prosecco

1930's Lady.

"It's been redacted to produce our sauces."

"Here's to East, West, South and Bridgehampton, and all the little Hamptons in between."

Teapot

"The Taco is good on the trail but where do I put the drink?"

'How would you like your toast?'

"My favorite tea: hot daffodil-infused chamomile with a hint of whiskey. Are you serious? Of course I'm serious! I've been dosing myself with small quantities of poisonous daffodil ever since 1931. You have to build up an immunity if you want to survive in the cutthroat world of Scrabble tournaments."

"I'd say business was brisk."

"Since I've gone over to roll-ups I find I can get by on just one cigarette a day!"