Taco Champion T-Shirts

"Hate to break it to you, buddy, but I'm your better in every way - spicier, zestier, more fun, and Latino."

'I guess there are lots of rotten jobs, Gramma...I hope I don't have to clean the taco hut forever.'

The Family Joules: Part 16

Menu Dating

CAUTION: Creative genius at work

"The Taco is good on the trail but where do I put the drink?"

'Do you want us to wait till the meat is completely burned or can we call the pizza service right now?'

"If you're such an expert, you cook the lobster next time."

Noughts and crosses hugging and kissing.

Bill stumbles upon an automated taco maker.

"I've heard that you two don't have enough to do."

"Whosoever pulleth this sword from this stone, and can eat just two or three of these double-chocolate Amaretto things without finishing the whole box, shall be king born of England!"

Driver at Grand Prix shooting another driver with the cork from champagne

Coming Soon! Taco Sphere

A Taco Tuesday Tragedy

'Mmmm...Gordita.'

"I need a box of the gayest chocolate you've got."

'If you don't plan on snacking in between meals, then why did move the fridge in here?'

'All our food is locally sourced.'

You really gorge yourself on sports. THEY score and YOU take a victory lap through the kitchen.!

Kirks & Tacos

Tacosaurus Mex

"While you were out, your office was turned into a taco stand."

"Baldo, if you want good Latino food...all you have to do is ask."

TACO

Fresh Fish Tacos

"I tell you, it's not right! How can a man be arrested for entering his own home?! It's outrageous! It's unacceptable! Something must be done!!"

MOM'S: 'Sorry, closed...I don't feel like cooking today.'

State Fair. Fun. You won a ribbon in the eating contest? What for? Honorable munchin'!

"Don't sweat the Castilian pronunciation."

"I don't know why I couldn't have had a peanut butter and jelly taco!"

"If you kids must have food fights, try not to do it when the cafeteria is serving soup."

"Come out of your shell and let's taco 'bout your diet."

"Sergio, you know I don't snoop...but I was in Baldo's room this morning...and I found this."

'Cooking, it's rocket science...'