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"Okay, you grew the world's largest tomato. What do you want me to do about it?"

Allotment

CAUTION: Creative genius at work

Tree's Tree Nursery. Get this. Dad is selling those goofy upside-down tomato planters. What idiot would buy them? Thanks! I'll let you know how it works! My idiotic bio teacher.

"Summer's here. Do you want to start talking incessantly about tomatoes or corn?"

Dreaming Of Spring

The BLTR (the bacon, lettuce, tomato, revolution)

'With all the new laws being proposed, our tomatoes with founder genes may soon be an endangered species.'

'Sure, beekeepers bees' pollinate billions of dollars worth of crops every year, but what's their firepower?'

I think we may have genetically overmodified the tomatoes.

'Be sure to ask George about his tomatoes.'

"I guess the tomatoes were just a gateway plant."

"I need a box of the gayest chocolate you've got."

"I'm going to a concert by a really famous superstar....he deserves to be pelted with expensive organic tomatoes!"

'This is my wife Hilda, who is quite a tomato herself!'

...Suddenly the anti-GM demo turned ugly.

Mrs. Fergensun unfortunately was crushed before getting what would surely have been a prize winning tomato to the county fair.

"And then in Italy Paola's collection of canned tomatoes is unrivaled"

"Oh, Kevin. You are truly the Tomato Whisperer."

"Oh, Kevin. You are truly the Tomato Whisperer."

Two men stand back to back as the sun rises; one man holds a basket labeled "Tomato" while the other holds a basket labeled "To-mah-to".

'Grow you son of a bitch!'

"Hate to break it to you, buddy, but I'm your better in every way - spicier, zestier, more fun, and Latino."

Tomatoes in the form of Toes

With a fresh, homegrown tomato tasting this fantasic, it makes no sense that "garden variety" means "ordinary"!

'Look out for the park ranger while Bernie and I chop us some firewood!'

Where 'Stewed Tomatoes' come from.

"Dad said they'd sell like hotcakes, but they're selling like vegetables."

We're building someone's raised garden beds? Yup. Then planting them and installing a water system. Tree's Trees. How much do they cost? Here's the price list. So about $500 per tomato. You can't buy them for that at the store! Tree's Trees.

Vine-Gripend Tomatoes

'Now that we have flounder genes, I'd like to go swimming.'

"The tomatoes came from our neighbor's garden. Please don't tell him."

Tomatoes

One upside-down tomato planter. I can't wait for juicy, free tomatoes. It's $23.37 with tax. Not bad for homegrown tomahtas. Plus $8 for potting soil, $15 for the hanger, $11 for organic fertilizer, $16 � Hey! � Where are you going? To the "Pick and Save" market.

'I was hoping it was going to be bigger, but I'm still new to gardening.'