Tomato Champion Gifts

"Okay, you grew the world's largest tomato. What do you want me to do about it?"

Allotment

CAUTION: Creative genius at work

"Summer's here. Do you want to start talking incessantly about tomatoes or corn?"

The BLTR (the bacon, lettuce, tomato, revolution)

Dreaming Of Spring

'With all the new laws being proposed, our tomatoes with founder genes may soon be an endangered species.'

'Sure, beekeepers bees' pollinate billions of dollars worth of crops every year, but what's their firepower?'

'Be sure to ask George about his tomatoes.'

"I need a box of the gayest chocolate you've got."

"I'm going to a concert by a really famous superstar....he deserves to be pelted with expensive organic tomatoes!"

'This is my wife Hilda, who is quite a tomato herself!'

'Grow you son of a bitch!'

"And then in Italy Paola's collection of canned tomatoes is unrivaled"

Two men stand back to back as the sun rises; one man holds a basket labeled "Tomato" while the other holds a basket labeled "To-mah-to".

"Oh, Kevin. You are truly the Tomato Whisperer."

Mrs. Fergensun unfortunately was crushed before getting what would surely have been a prize winning tomato to the county fair.

"Oh, Kevin. You are truly the Tomato Whisperer."

...Suddenly the anti-GM demo turned ugly.

Tomatoes in the form of Toes

Where 'Stewed Tomatoes' come from.

"Dad said they'd sell like hotcakes, but they're selling like vegetables."

"Hate to break it to you, buddy, but I'm your better in every way - spicier, zestier, more fun, and Latino."

'Look out for the park ranger while Bernie and I chop us some firewood!'

'Now that we have flounder genes, I'd like to go swimming.'

"The tomatoes came from our neighbor's garden. Please don't tell him."

Tomatoes

Vine-Gripend Tomatoes

'I was hoping it was going to be bigger, but I'm still new to gardening.'

'Cooking, it's rocket science...'