Tomato Toss Professional Gifts

Miss Fenwick is caught carrying a concealed weapon: a hybrid tomato which, if thrown, is capable of maiming, even killing.

Allotment

Tree's Tree Nursery. Get this. Dad is selling those goofy upside-down tomato planters. What idiot would buy them? Thanks! I'll let you know how it works! My idiotic bio teacher.

Geeks and their dogs.

Trout Game

"Summer's here. Do you want to start talking incessantly about tomatoes or corn?"

The BLTR (the bacon, lettuce, tomato, revolution)

Dreaming Of Spring

'Be sure to ask George about his tomatoes.'

I think we may have genetically overmodified the tomatoes.

"I just knew there had to be a better use for tomatoes than making boring old sandwiches."

'With all the new laws being proposed, our tomatoes with founder genes may soon be an endangered species.'

"I guess the tomatoes were just a gateway plant."

"The judges aren't too impressed!"

"My Instagram feed is basically people, dog food and tennis balls."

'Bone appetit!'

'This is my wife Hilda, who is quite a tomato herself!'

"I'm going to a concert by a really famous superstar....he deserves to be pelted with expensive organic tomatoes!"

"Oh, Kevin. You are truly the Tomato Whisperer."

"And then in Italy Paola's collection of canned tomatoes is unrivaled"

Two men stand back to back as the sun rises; one man holds a basket labeled "Tomato" while the other holds a basket labeled "To-mah-to".

'Grow you son of a bitch!'

Mrs. Fergensun unfortunately was crushed before getting what would surely have been a prize winning tomato to the county fair.

"Oh, Kevin. You are truly the Tomato Whisperer."

...Suddenly the anti-GM demo turned ugly.

Man cutting hedge into shape of a woman.

Where 'Stewed Tomatoes' come from.

"Dad said they'd sell like hotcakes, but they're selling like vegetables."

Girl throws paper ball into dog's anti-scratch collar...

Tomatoes in the form of Toes

Vine-Gripend Tomatoes

Tomatoes

'Now that we have flounder genes, I'd like to go swimming.'

"The tomatoes came from our neighbor's garden. Please don't tell him."

One upside-down tomato planter. I can't wait for juicy, free tomatoes. It's $23.37 with tax. Not bad for homegrown tomahtas. Plus $8 for potting soil, $15 for the hanger, $11 for organic fertilizer, $16 � Hey! � Where are you going? To the "Pick and Save" market.