Tomato Troops Gifts

The BLTR (the bacon, lettuce, tomato, revolution)

Allotment

'Must you have chips with everything Sir Francis.'

Tree's Tree Nursery. Get this. Dad is selling those goofy upside-down tomato planters. What idiot would buy them? Thanks! I'll let you know how it works! My idiotic bio teacher.

"Summer's here. Do you want to start talking incessantly about tomatoes or corn?"

Dreaming Of Spring

"And not only do I make my own pizza sauce, I have a special way of crushing the tomatoes!"

'With all the new laws being proposed, our tomatoes with founder genes may soon be an endangered species.'

I think we may have genetically overmodified the tomatoes.

'Be sure to ask George about his tomatoes.'

"I just knew there had to be a better use for tomatoes than making boring old sandwiches."

"I guess the tomatoes were just a gateway plant."

"The judges aren't too impressed!"

'This is my wife Hilda, who is quite a tomato herself!'

"I'm going to a concert by a really famous superstar....he deserves to be pelted with expensive organic tomatoes!"

"Oh, Kevin. You are truly the Tomato Whisperer."

"Oh, Kevin. You are truly the Tomato Whisperer."

"And then in Italy Paola's collection of canned tomatoes is unrivaled"

...Suddenly the anti-GM demo turned ugly.

Mrs. Fergensun unfortunately was crushed before getting what would surely have been a prize winning tomato to the county fair.

'Grow you son of a bitch!'

Two men stand back to back as the sun rises; one man holds a basket labeled "Tomato" while the other holds a basket labeled "To-mah-to".

"That summit Johnson! Our goal is the summit!"

Where 'Stewed Tomatoes' come from.

Tomatoes in the form of Toes

"Dad said they'd sell like hotcakes, but they're selling like vegetables."

We're building someone's raised garden beds? Yup. Then planting them and installing a water system. Tree's Trees. How much do they cost? Here's the price list. So about $500 per tomato. You can't buy them for that at the store! Tree's Trees.

'This is my toughest soldier -- He's been through Mom's vacuum cleaner eight times!'

Vine-Gripend Tomatoes

'Now that we have flounder genes, I'd like to go swimming.'

"The tomatoes came from our neighbor's garden. Please don't tell him."

Tomatoes

One upside-down tomato planter. I can't wait for juicy, free tomatoes. It's $23.37 with tax. Not bad for homegrown tomahtas. Plus $8 for potting soil, $15 for the hanger, $11 for organic fertilizer, $16 � Hey! � Where are you going? To the "Pick and Save" market.

'I was hoping it was going to be bigger, but I'm still new to gardening.'

'I have no objection to employees living the dream, Jennings, just not the dream of being a giant tomato.'