Tomato Tamers Gifts

'Grow you son of a bitch!'

'I don't want him experiencing anything until I've totally checked it out.'

Catching Jeffrey To Change His Diaper.

The Baby Walker

A midwife holding a baby

'If he grabs the broccoli, we turn on the Raffi tunes. If he heads towards the Playstation, he hit him with the air horn at 100db.'

"He's not talking yet, but sometimes we give him peanut butter to make it look like he is."

'Cat or dog?' - 'A little of both.'

"My kid's a holy terror... no offense."

Coping with a strong-willed child

Hello, my name is riskyy@ronny5 and I am addicted to comments boards.

'You change him, and I'll change the tire.'

'No, that wasn't your mother calling to ask if you were okay. That was your mother calling to ask if I was okay.'

Janey then realized that babysitting isn't easy...

"Do you remember ordering 1,345 cans of tuna?"

Mum and the Sleepless Baby

Toys in the DVD Player.

"We'd love to come, but we can't seem to find a sitter."

Parenting Business Deals

'We can always cook it one half at a time.'

Timber preservation

Crying baby

Parent is going to elaborate lengths to get the baby to eat.

"Tell the truth, Ezra. Does it look like he's being a more effective parent than me?"

"Good luck Mr. Bond, you have one minute to diffuse this tantrum."

'None of the other things had instructions.'

'I changed my mind...I'm not thirsty anymore.'

Happy Tots Day Care.

Quiet Time

Philip Nye – cycle chiropractor

The BLTR (the bacon, lettuce, tomato, revolution)

Dad's home

Babies

I think these suits have feet in them so we won't leave prints

"I just knew there had to be a better use for tomatoes than making boring old sandwiches."