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'Grow you son of a bitch!'

'I don't want him experiencing anything until I've totally checked it out.'

The Baby Walker

Catching Jeffrey To Change His Diaper.

A midwife holding a baby

"He's not talking yet, but sometimes we give him peanut butter to make it look like he is."

'Cat or dog?' - 'A little of both.'

"My kid's a holy terror... no offense."

Coping with a strong-willed child

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'You change him, and I'll change the tire.'

Janey then realized that babysitting isn't easy...

'No, that wasn't your mother calling to ask if you were okay. That was your mother calling to ask if I was okay.'

Toys in the DVD Player.

"Do you remember ordering 1,345 cans of tuna?"

Mum and the Sleepless Baby

'We can always cook it one half at a time.'

"We'd love to come, but we can't seem to find a sitter."

Crying baby

Parenting Business Deals

Timber preservation

Parent is going to elaborate lengths to get the baby to eat.

"Tell the truth, Ezra. Does it look like he's being a more effective parent than me?"

'None of the other things had instructions.'

'I changed my mind...I'm not thirsty anymore.'

"Good luck Mr. Bond, you have one minute to diffuse this tantrum."

Quiet Time

Philip Nye – cycle chiropractor

The BLTR (the bacon, lettuce, tomato, revolution)

"Yes I really do need a glass of water. My duvets on fire."

Babies

Dad's home

I think these suits have feet in them so we won't leave prints

"I just knew there had to be a better use for tomatoes than making boring old sandwiches."