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"The judges aren't too impressed!"

"I just knew there had to be a better use for tomatoes than making boring old sandwiches."

Allotment

'What's amazing is that I only threw one stick.'

Boy and his dog

Geeks and their dogs.

Trout Game

"Your moon is in the House of Pancakes."

"Summer's here. Do you want to start talking incessantly about tomatoes or corn?"

Dreaming Of Spring

'Be sure to ask George about his tomatoes.'

'With all the new laws being proposed, our tomatoes with founder genes may soon be an endangered species.'

'Bone appetit!'

'This is my wife Hilda, who is quite a tomato herself!'

"I'm beginning to believe that this is just busy work."

"I'm going to a concert by a really famous superstar....he deserves to be pelted with expensive organic tomatoes!"

Pizza Throwing

"In all my years of teaching I've never seen pizza dough spun into a triangle!"

"And then in Italy Paola's collection of canned tomatoes is unrivaled"

'Grow you son of a bitch!'

Two men stand back to back as the sun rises; one man holds a basket labeled "Tomato" while the other holds a basket labeled "To-mah-to".

''Fetch'? - What are you, my personal trainer?'

'Wait! His toy mouse and his yummies!'

...Suddenly the anti-GM demo turned ugly.

Mrs. Fergensun unfortunately was crushed before getting what would surely have been a prize winning tomato to the county fair.

"Dad said they'd sell like hotcakes, but they're selling like vegetables."

Man cutting hedge into shape of a woman.

'You're supposed to fetch the stick back,not throw it.'

Tomatoes in the form of Toes

"By making him retrieve the ball I'm teaching him the self-reliance he'll need every day at work."

'He's my personal trainer.'

'Now that we have flounder genes, I'd like to go swimming.'

"The tomatoes came from our neighbor's garden. Please don't tell him."

Dog Getting Reading to Catch A Stick.