Tomato Tosser Mugs

"The judges aren't too impressed!"

"I just knew there had to be a better use for tomatoes than making boring old sandwiches."

Allotment

Boy and his dog

'What's amazing is that I only threw one stick.'

Trout Game

Geeks and their dogs.

"Your moon is in the House of Pancakes."

"Summer's here. Do you want to start talking incessantly about tomatoes or corn?"

Dreaming Of Spring

"Ooh, I think I know who this is from."

'With all the new laws being proposed, our tomatoes with founder genes may soon be an endangered species.'

'Be sure to ask George about his tomatoes.'

"I guess the tomatoes were just a gateway plant."

"My Instagram feed is basically people, dog food and tennis balls."

'Bone appetit!'

Pizza Throwing

"I'm beginning to believe that this is just busy work."

"I'm going to a concert by a really famous superstar....he deserves to be pelted with expensive organic tomatoes!"

'This is my wife Hilda, who is quite a tomato herself!'

"And then in Italy Paola's collection of canned tomatoes is unrivaled"

'Grow you son of a bitch!'

"In all my years of teaching I've never seen pizza dough spun into a triangle!"

'Wait! His toy mouse and his yummies!'

''Fetch'? - What are you, my personal trainer?'

Two men stand back to back as the sun rises; one man holds a basket labeled "Tomato" while the other holds a basket labeled "To-mah-to".

Mrs. Fergensun unfortunately was crushed before getting what would surely have been a prize winning tomato to the county fair.

...Suddenly the anti-GM demo turned ugly.

'You're supposed to fetch the stick back,not throw it.'

"By making him retrieve the ball I'm teaching him the self-reliance he'll need every day at work."

Man cutting hedge into shape of a woman.

"Dad said they'd sell like hotcakes, but they're selling like vegetables."

Tomatoes in the form of Toes

'He's my personal trainer.'

Dog Getting Reading to Catch A Stick.