Topiary Tosser Mugs

Man cutting hedge into shape of a woman.

"Well, that's created a little order in a world of chaos."

Gardener clipping topiary stairs

Gardener Cutting Tree into 'Rock' Symbol.

'Smith, where exactly did you get your experience in 'Hedge Fund Management'?'

Trout Game

Geeks and their dogs.

"I'll race you to the top."

"I just knew there had to be a better use for tomatoes than making boring old sandwiches."

"The judges aren't too impressed!"

"She's had a lot of work done."

Pizza Throwing

A topiary doghouse

Hedge Car

'Bone appetit!'

Maze.

Topiary bushes in the form of pointing hands. People are looking in the directions that the fingers are pointing.

'Wait! His toy mouse and his yummies!'

"In all my years of teaching I've never seen pizza dough spun into a triangle!"

Topiary: helping nature look her best

The dog wouldn't stand still

Hedgecutter cutting a hedge 'key' into a hedge 'door'

Stonehedge

Three Circles of Gardener's Hell.

Topiary By Numbers

A Gardener's Self-Portrait

"By making him retrieve the ball I'm teaching him the self-reliance he'll need every day at work."

Hedge trimming.

Topiary chicken lays an egg.

Throwing Away Music

Never criticise his creative efforts...

Topiary chair.

"You realize they won't know the difference."

I Love Topiary

Le javelot pour bûcheron.