Topiary Tosser Gifts

Looking for a playful gift for the topiary tosser who loves to shape, prune, and craft living art? Our collection offers witty and charming items perfect for anyone passionate about gardening and creative yard fun. Whether they’re keen on trimming bushes into bizarre shapes or just enjoying garden humor, find a unique item that will bring a smile and inspire their botanical creativity.

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Man cutting hedge into shape of a woman.

Man cutting hedge into shape of a woman. mockup

Man cutting hedge into shape of a woman.

from $19.00

"Well, that's created a little order in a world of chaos."

"Well, that's created a little order in a world of chaos." mockup

"Well, that's created a little order in a world of chaos."

from $19.00

Gardener clipping topiary stairs

from $19.00

Gardener Cutting Tree into 'Rock' Symbol.

Gardener Cutting Tree into 'Rock' Symbol. mockup

Gardener Cutting Tree into 'Rock' Symbol.

from $19.00

'Smith, where exactly did you get your experience in 'Hedge Fund Management'?'

'Smith, where exactly did you get your experience in 'Hedge Fund Management'?' mockup

'Smith, where exactly did you get your experience in 'Hedge Fund Management'?'

from $19.00

Trout Game

from $19.00

Geeks and their dogs.

from $19.00

"I'll race you to the top."

from $19.00

"I just knew there had to be a better use for tomatoes than making boring old sandwiches."

"I just knew there had to be a better use for tomatoes than making boring old sandwiches." mockup

"I just knew there had to be a better use for tomatoes than making boring old sandwiches."

from $19.00

"The judges aren't too impressed!" mockup

"The judges aren't too impressed!"

from $19.00

"She's had a lot of work done."

from $19.00

Pizza Throwing

from $19.00

A topiary doghouse

from $19.00

Hedge Car

from $19.00

'Bone appetit!'

from $19.00

Maze.

from $19.00

Topiary bushes in the form of pointing hands. People are looking in the directions that the fingers are pointing.

Topiary bushes in the form of pointing hands. People are looking in the directions that the fingers are pointing. mockup

Topiary bushes in the form of pointing hands. People are looking in the directions that the fingers are pointing.

from $19.00

'Wait! His toy mouse and his yummies!' mockup

'Wait! His toy mouse and his yummies!'

from $19.00

"In all my years of teaching I've never seen pizza dough spun into a triangle!"

"In all my years of teaching I've never seen pizza dough spun into a triangle!" mockup

"In all my years of teaching I've never seen pizza dough spun into a triangle!"

from $19.00

Topiary: helping nature look her best mockup

Topiary: helping nature look her best

from $19.00

The dog wouldn't stand still

from $19.00

Hedgecutter cutting a hedge 'key' into a hedge 'door'

Hedgecutter cutting a hedge 'key' into a hedge 'door' mockup

Hedgecutter cutting a hedge 'key' into a hedge 'door'

from $19.00

Stonehedge

from $19.00

Three Circles of Gardener's Hell. mockup

Three Circles of Gardener's Hell.

from $19.00

Topiary By Numbers

from $19.00

A Gardener's Self-Portrait

from $19.00

"By making him retrieve the ball I'm teaching him the self-reliance he'll need every day at work."

"By making him retrieve the ball I'm teaching him the self-reliance he'll need every day at work." mockup

"By making him retrieve the ball I'm teaching him the self-reliance he'll need every day at work."

from $19.00

Hedge trimming.

from $19.00

Topiary chicken lays an egg.

from $19.00

Throwing Away Music

from $19.00

Never criticise his creative efforts... mockup

Never criticise his creative efforts...

from $19.00

Topiary chair.

from $19.00

"You realize they won't know the difference."

"You realize they won't know the difference." mockup

"You realize they won't know the difference."

from $19.00

I Love Topiary

from $19.00

Le javelot pour bûcheron.

from $19.00

Topiary Tosser Gifts Collection

Topiary Tosser Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs that celebrate the art and humor of topiary tossing — perfect for garden lovers and green thumbs alike.

Topiary Tosser Pillows

Brighten up any space with pillows featuring topiary-inspired designs and witty garden sayings, adding a fun touch to their home or outdoor decor.

Topiary Tosser Prints

Discover vibrant prints that showcase the playful side of gardening and topiary artistry — perfect for sprucing up their gardening space or home decor.

Topiary Tosser T-Shirts

Check out our funny and stylish t-shirts inspired by topiary art and gardening humor — ideal for anyone proud of their creative green skills.