Topiary Trickster Gifts

That's probably the wrong tree for the church garden.

'Is the glass half full, Wally, or half empty?' - 'Oh, oh! Trick question!'

"Well, that's created a little order in a world of chaos."

Gardener clipping topiary stairs

'Your shoe's untied.'

'Alright, which one of you wise guys pulled the fire alarm?'

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

Candid Camera store.

Some card-game puns

Canned laughter for sale in Theatrical Supplies shop.

Primitive magician

'Of course he can do tricks...it's just he's got a bad memory.'

Yoyo sheep

Little girl hoses down walkway as Santa slips and falls

"I'm giving you a 300% salary increase, and four months paid leave."

"For my next trick, I'll need a volunteer, a fake knife, and a mirrored box with a secret compartment."

Spiro & Pusho illusionists

Magic Tricks

'Tell your mom you coughed it up and you're guaranteed a day off from school.'

Magic Tricks

A dog has inflated the family cats with helium and they are floating on the roof.

He'd attended Julliard and done Shakespeare in the park, and he never thought he'd sink this low, but there were bills to pay, and there weren't that many jobs out there for a bottle of seltzer water.'

"Mom, that magic kit you got me for my birthday, we may have a problem."

Dog bringing paper and paper boy.

"If you dress in a costume that they can't figure out, they feel guilty and give you more candy."

"Police, this is the wife of Magi the magician, something's happened to him!"

"It worked as you said Mum! I yelled 'LICE' as soon as the lion approached and he stopped in his tracks to scratch his mane while I escaped!"

"Honey, the dog learned a new trick. And now I owe him twelve dollars."

While at the Zoo, Victoria gets an idea.

'Guess what I'd like to see disappear next.'

"I love this ghost costume because it covers this costume. I remove it and go back for seconds!"

Siegfried and Roy - grand re-opening.

'Smith, where exactly did you get your experience in 'Hedge Fund Management'?'

"There's nothing magical about if, actually I just have a knack for this sort of thing."