Topiary Tacticians Gifts

Looking for a gift for your topiary tactician? Find unique, playful items that celebrate their artistic gardening skills. From mugs to prints, delight the green thumb in your life with clever, creative gifts that capture their passion for shaping nature's art.

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"I'll race you to the top."

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"Well, that's created a little order in a world of chaos."

"Well, that's created a little order in a world of chaos." mockup

"Well, that's created a little order in a world of chaos."

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Gardener clipping topiary stairs

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Gardener Cutting Tree into 'Rock' Symbol.

Gardener Cutting Tree into 'Rock' Symbol. mockup

Gardener Cutting Tree into 'Rock' Symbol.

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“Sweet mother of Marmaduke... no!” mockup

“Sweet mother of Marmaduke... no!”

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"Memo to self - personalise new work-station."

"Memo to self - personalise new work-station." mockup

"Memo to self - personalise new work-station."

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"I recommend number five if you have only $20 so that you can still leave a tip."

"I recommend number five if you have only $20 so that you can still leave a tip." mockup

"I recommend number five if you have only $20 so that you can still leave a tip."

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'Smith, where exactly did you get your experience in 'Hedge Fund Management'?'

'Smith, where exactly did you get your experience in 'Hedge Fund Management'?' mockup

'Smith, where exactly did you get your experience in 'Hedge Fund Management'?'

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"We have a new line of designer hedge funds...the Topiary Group."

"We have a new line of designer hedge funds...the Topiary Group." mockup

"We have a new line of designer hedge funds...the Topiary Group."

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". . . and that dumb Mrs. Parker could have figured I had the Ace, King and Jack, but no, she goes ahead bidding in hearts. . ."

". . . and that dumb Mrs. Parker could have figured I had the Ace, King and Jack, but no, she goes ahead bidding in hearts. . ." mockup

". . . and that dumb Mrs. Parker could have figured I had the Ace, King and Jack, but no, she goes ahead bidding in hearts. . ."

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'Hello Sir. I'm Jeff, and I'll be kissing your butt all evening in the hope of getting a decent tip.'

'Hello Sir. I'm Jeff, and I'll be kissing your butt all evening in the hope of getting a decent tip.' mockup

'Hello Sir. I'm Jeff, and I'll be kissing your butt all evening in the hope of getting a decent tip.'

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You have no experience eating lobster? Before I spend time showing you how, do you have experience tipping?

You have no experience eating lobster? Before I spend time showing you how, do you have experience tipping? mockup

You have no experience eating lobster? Before I spend time showing you how, do you have experience tipping?

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Human males marking territory.

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'Boy, look at his personal space!' mockup

'Boy, look at his personal space!'

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"She's had a lot of work done."

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Hedge Car

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'Oi, do you mind, trying to speak to my colleague - two self service tills having a chat together.'

'Oi, do you mind, trying to speak to my colleague - two self service tills having a chat together.' mockup

'Oi, do you mind, trying to speak to my colleague - two self service tills having a chat together.'

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'Thank you colonel we'll keep your strategy in mind.'

'Thank you colonel we'll keep your strategy in mind.' mockup

'Thank you colonel we'll keep your strategy in mind.'

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A topiary doghouse

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Snooker.

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'Sir, our sales force has just taken Atlanta.'

'Sir, our sales force has just taken Atlanta.' mockup

'Sir, our sales force has just taken Atlanta.'

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I've left your pin on the map, but I've loosened it.

I've left your pin on the map, but I've loosened it. mockup

I've left your pin on the map, but I've loosened it.

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Maze.

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Topiary: helping nature look her best mockup

Topiary: helping nature look her best

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'Queen you? There's no queen in checkers, and never has been or will be.'

'Queen you? There's no queen in checkers, and never has been or will be.' mockup

'Queen you? There's no queen in checkers, and never has been or will be.'

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Hedgecutter cutting a hedge 'key' into a hedge 'door'

Hedgecutter cutting a hedge 'key' into a hedge 'door' mockup

Hedgecutter cutting a hedge 'key' into a hedge 'door'

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'Better get used to player rotation!' mockup

'Better get used to player rotation!'

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Stonehedge

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Stonehedge

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"Isn't it about time you tidied up around here...?"

"Isn't it about time you tidied up around here...?" mockup

"Isn't it about time you tidied up around here...?"

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The dog wouldn't stand still

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"You didn't let me win; I let you lose."

"You didn't let me win; I let you lose." mockup

"You didn't let me win; I let you lose."

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Topiary bushes in the form of pointing hands. People are looking in the directions that the fingers are pointing.

Topiary bushes in the form of pointing hands. People are looking in the directions that the fingers are pointing. mockup

Topiary bushes in the form of pointing hands. People are looking in the directions that the fingers are pointing.

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Topiary Tacticians Gifts Collection

Topiary Tacticians Mugs

Discover a range of playful mugs that celebrate topiary tacticians—perfect for brightening any gardener's morning routine.

Topiary Tacticians Pillows

Relax with our quirky pillows that honor the art of topiary—great for garden sheds or cozy corners where creativity blooms.

Topiary Tacticians Prints

Brighten up their gardening space with vibrant prints that showcase topiary artistry—fantastic for any green space or indoor garden wall.

Topiary Tacticians T-Shirts

Explore our fun and stylish t-shirts designed for topiary tacticians—ideal for garden lovers who take their craft seriously and with a sense of humor.