Tooth Tactician Gifts

'-and who's next?'

'To grow a good beard, have good dental habits. First, brush with a concave brush to clean the teeth's facial surfaces. Then use a convex brush to reach flat surfaces. Then use a scalloped brush to be chic. Then floss to clean between teeth. Then use ...

'...'Fire the coach'...'Fire the coach'...'Fire the coach'...'

"But mom, all you said was 'get all your stuff up off the floor!' "

War never felt the same after the Great Puppy Ambush.

"I heard you're top dog in trust and loyalty training."

The Use of Cavalry

'Doctor, did you say 5 minutes of traction, or 5 hours?'

"Miss. Wilcox, get me the coast."

'With your permission sir... checkmate.'

Kosovo.

'Your tooth still sensitive to hot liquids my dear?'

"The tissues are for crying."

Remember to always brush your teeth!

"It has come to my attention that there's a traitor in our midst."

Barrister uses legal speak to ask for two sugars in his tea.

'Nice decorating. I like the clothes and toys everywhere...and the half eaten sandwich really ties it all together!'

Stone Age

"Now we have all your arrows!"

'Please remember how silly and humiliating grinding pepper is when you figure my tip.'

They're inflatable trade barriers!

Wi-Fi password?

What happened to your market share? Let me peel the 'Made In China' sticker off my new crystal ball and I'll tell you.

Helms Burton Titulo III

"Careful...she bites."

'I amassed a fortune and you had to have a government bailout. Why would I let you manage my wealth?'

"The players' contracts, the trades, the free agents, the team payrolls. . . all more interesting than the game."

Tariffs on Canada

"I appreciate your calling, but I'm not interested in purchasing Chinese food at this time."

"I'm having all unwanted emails go to an Uncle Spam folder."

US Imports and Exports

Wall Street: Money Never Weeps

"I think the cots go in the tent!"

Modi visits France

'If I work at home and I'm sick, do I have to go to the office?'