Tooth Tactician Gifts

Dr. Miller like to show off his ability to remove a full set of braces in one quick, bare-handed, jolt.

'-and who's next?'

'To grow a good beard, have good dental habits. First, brush with a concave brush to clean the teeth's facial surfaces. Then use a convex brush to reach flat surfaces. Then use a scalloped brush to be chic. Then floss to clean between teeth. Then use ...

'...'Fire the coach'...'Fire the coach'...'Fire the coach'...'

"But mom, all you said was 'get all your stuff up off the floor!' "

War never felt the same after the Great Puppy Ambush.

"I heard you're top dog in trust and loyalty training."

The Use of Cavalry

'Doctor, did you say 5 minutes of traction, or 5 hours?'

'With your permission sir... checkmate.'

Kosovo.

"Miss. Wilcox, get me the coast."

'Your tooth still sensitive to hot liquids my dear?'

"The tissues are for crying."

"It has come to my attention that there's a traitor in our midst."

Remember to always brush your teeth!

Barrister uses legal speak to ask for two sugars in his tea.

'Nice decorating. I like the clothes and toys everywhere...and the half eaten sandwich really ties it all together!'

This Amount of Computer Code

'Please remember how silly and humiliating grinding pepper is when you figure my tip.'

Stone Age

"Now we have all your arrows!"

They're inflatable trade barriers!

Wi-Fi password?

Helms Burton Titulo III

What happened to your market share? Let me peel the 'Made In China' sticker off my new crystal ball and I'll tell you.

"Careful...she bites."

'If I work at home and I'm sick, do I have to go to the office?'

"I appreciate your calling, but I'm not interested in purchasing Chinese food at this time."

"I'm having all unwanted emails go to an Uncle Spam folder."

Modi visits France

Wall Street: Money Never Weeps

US Imports and Exports

'I amassed a fortune and you had to have a government bailout. Why would I let you manage my wealth?'

Tariffs on Canada