Tail Tactician Gifts

'Doctor, did you say 5 minutes of traction, or 5 hours?'

“Sweet mother of Marmaduke... no!”

"Weather like this plagued my retreat from Moscow."

"Memo to self - personalise new work-station."

"Well I didn't see the incident myself.."

'...'Fire the coach'...'Fire the coach'...'Fire the coach'...'

Lady walking a dog with a big tail.

'So far, sir, we've rejected plans A,B, C, D, E, F, and right now we're evaluating'G'.'

"But mom, all you said was 'get all your stuff up off the floor!' "

Football.

". . . and that dumb Mrs. Parker could have figured I had the Ace, King and Jack, but no, she goes ahead bidding in hearts. . ."

Two cats making a heart shape with their tails

Human males marking territory.

'Boy, look at his personal space!'

'Don't forget to talk about their dog!'

"As I see it, the issue with dog-walking services is that the pace is dictated by whoever is slowest..."

"It has come to my attention that there's a traitor in our midst."

'Thank you colonel we'll keep your strategy in mind.'

Snooker.

"I know I told you to fool him into thinking you've got nothing left, but now you've got me convinced."

'Why don't we do what we always do when sales lag, write 'New and improved' on the box...'

'Nice decorating. I like the clothes and toys everywhere...and the half eaten sandwich really ties it all together!'

'Sir, our sales force has just taken Atlanta.'

I've left your pin on the map, but I've loosened it.

Stone Age

'I wonder who they'll bring on as manager for the second half.'

'Quick! Play dead!'

'Better get used to player rotation!'

'Hurry, hurry! What's he saying?'

"Next!"