Tail Tactician Gifts

'Doctor, did you say 5 minutes of traction, or 5 hours?'

“Sweet mother of Marmaduke... no!”

"Weather like this plagued my retreat from Moscow."

"Memo to self - personalise new work-station."

Board Game Hunter

'You've got restless wag syndrome.'

"Well I didn't see the incident myself.."

Lady walking a dog with a big tail.

Copywriter's blank paper compared to the gridded screen of a content provider.

'So far, sir, we've rejected plans A,B, C, D, E, F, and right now we're evaluating'G'.'

'...'Fire the coach'...'Fire the coach'...'Fire the coach'...'

"But mom, all you said was 'get all your stuff up off the floor!' "

Carlo Ancelotti

Football.

". . . and that dumb Mrs. Parker could have figured I had the Ace, King and Jack, but no, she goes ahead bidding in hearts. . ."

Two cats making a heart shape with their tails

Human males marking territory.

'Boy, look at his personal space!'

'Don't forget to talk about their dog!'

"As I see it, the issue with dog-walking services is that the pace is dictated by whoever is slowest..."

"I know I told you to fool him into thinking you've got nothing left, but now you've got me convinced."

"It has come to my attention that there's a traitor in our midst."

'Thank you colonel we'll keep your strategy in mind.'

Snooker.

Manager. Managing a political campaign and a baseball team are alike in many ways. A campaign is launched with a "first pitch," when a candidate gives a speech selling himself or herself. I change pitchers based on the game situation. In politics and baseball, sometimes it's best to come from the right side and sometimes it's best to come from the left side. We study our competitors' weaknesses and exploit those. In politics we call that "opposition research." And I don't worry about the

'Why don't we do what we always do when sales lag, write 'New and improved' on the box...'

'Nice decorating. I like the clothes and toys everywhere...and the half eaten sandwich really ties it all together!'

I've left your pin on the map, but I've loosened it.

'Sir, our sales force has just taken Atlanta.'

"Next!"

'Quick! Play dead!'

"You didn't let me win; I let you lose."

'I wonder who they'll bring on as manager for the second half.'

'Queen you? There's no queen in checkers, and never has been or will be.'

'Hurry, hurry! What's he saying?'