Tooth Treatment Tactician Gifts

"I know it looks a brut but you shouldn't feel a thing"

Dentist's Office: 'I know that $3,280 hurt you more than it did me, Dad.'

'To grow a good beard, have good dental habits. First, brush with a concave brush to clean the teeth's facial surfaces. Then use a convex brush to reach flat surfaces. Then use a scalloped brush to be chic. Then floss to clean between teeth. Then use ...

'...'Fire the coach'...'Fire the coach'...'Fire the coach'...'

"But mom, all you said was 'get all your stuff up off the floor!' "

"Relax, Dad... I'll put your toothbrush away when I'm done. I always do."

"I heard you're top dog in trust and loyalty training."

Dentist Training School.

'Your tooth still sensitive to hot liquids my dear?'

"The tissues are for crying."

'Mind that molar, careful of that canine...'

Remember to always brush your teeth!

'You should have come to me sooner.'

Office De-cluttering

Barrister uses legal speak to ask for two sugars in his tea.

'Nice decorating. I like the clothes and toys everywhere...and the half eaten sandwich really ties it all together!'

Dr. Miller like to show off his ability to remove a full set of braces in one quick, bare-handed, jolt.

'Looks like someone hasn't been flossing regularly.'

'Maybe you should stay away from dental humour.'

Kangaroo to upside down joey: 'Once again your room is in total disarray!'

"I'm adding the laundry room and kitchen to your GPS. Judging by all the clothes and dishes in your room, you don't know the locations."

"Careful...she bites."

'As a matter of fact, I do prefer red wine to white. How did you ever guess?'

'Yummo Toothpaste contains no caffeine, and cleans your teeth better than Coke or Pepsi!'

'-and who's next?'

Their honeymoon was a disaster. She spent all night in the bathroom, flossing.

The bad news is that your teeth are shot. The good news is that you have the uvula of a man half your age.'

Teddy! Clean up your room! Twig! Time to empty the dishwasher. Apparently they're not voice-activated.

'If I work at home and I'm sick, do I have to go to the office?'

'I amassed a fortune and you had to have a government bailout. Why would I let you manage my wealth?'

Moon Vacuuming

"That's the strongest teeth whitener we carry. Smile in the dark and your mouth becomes a night light."

You DID hit a nerve, doctor!'

'Excuse me, could you tell me where the nearest dentist is?'

Rover's Cake