Tooth Teller Gifts

"Careful...she bites."

'To grow a good beard, have good dental habits. First, brush with a concave brush to clean the teeth's facial surfaces. Then use a convex brush to reach flat surfaces. Then use a scalloped brush to be chic. Then floss to clean between teeth. Then use ...

Car Dentistry.

"Relax, Dad... I'll put your toothbrush away when I'm done. I always do."

It took awhile for fred and his new dentures to accept each other.

"And if your teeth could hear you, Larry, what would you say to them?"

'That's my husband, Brad. He's a dentist.'

'Every time you speak, George, your new teeth whistle!'

'Your tooth still sensitive to hot liquids my dear?'

Remember to always brush your teeth!

Dentist as car mechanic with mouth under the bonnet

Dentist as Sherlock Holmes investigating a patient's mouth

Rugby player searches on line for 'front teeth'.

Dentist reading 'Dentistry for Dummies'.

'-and who's next?'

'Do you realize that you have several passages of scripture right on the tip of your tongue?'

"O.K., I'm going to demonstrate the proper way to lie to me about flossing."

"It doesn't actually work. But it's a great motivator for people to take better care of their teeth."

'Tell me, how do you intend taking my tooth out.'

'Have you seen pictures of those redwood trees with holes big enough for cars to drive through?'

Dentists perform pit stop on a smile.

'50 for 5 minutes extraction.' 'I'll go slow next time.'

'Doctor, instead of removing some teeth to save the gums, how about removing the gums to save the teeth?'

Dentist's office - man has skull with missing teeth

'The patient said he brushed regularly, but his dentist knew better.'

Molar was always scared of going to the dentist.

Very Specialized Specialists, Dr. Vengle, Dentist Specializing in Lower Incisors.

"You have to give Martin credit, he's RELENTLESS in his search for dental caries."

'Oh! Yes doctor, that tooth, that's the one, yeees, there!'

'Busy day?'

"I'm not actually doing anything-this is just punishment for not flossing."

"Of course, the money's good, but it's the teeth that keep me coming back."