Tooth Teller Gifts

"Careful...she bites."

'To grow a good beard, have good dental habits. First, brush with a concave brush to clean the teeth's facial surfaces. Then use a convex brush to reach flat surfaces. Then use a scalloped brush to be chic. Then floss to clean between teeth. Then use ...

Car Dentistry.

"Relax, Dad... I'll put your toothbrush away when I'm done. I always do."

The Hockey Puckey

It took awhile for fred and his new dentures to accept each other.

"And if your teeth could hear you, Larry, what would you say to them?"

'That's my husband, Brad. He's a dentist.'

'Every time you speak, George, your new teeth whistle!'

'Your tooth still sensitive to hot liquids my dear?'

Remember to always brush your teeth!

Dentist as car mechanic with mouth under the bonnet

Dr. Miller like to show off his ability to remove a full set of braces in one quick, bare-handed, jolt.

Dentist as Sherlock Holmes investigating a patient's mouth

Rugby player searches on line for 'front teeth'.

Dentist reading 'Dentistry for Dummies'.

'-and who's next?'

'Confessing your sins in a folk ballad was an interesting idea, Larry, but I'm afraid your singing has forced me to add one more sin to your list!'

'Do you realize that you have several passages of scripture right on the tip of your tongue?'

You're getting a crown for cosmetic purposes. You're not being made the ruler of all us other teeth.

'Have you seen pictures of those redwood trees with holes big enough for cars to drive through?'

'Tell me, how do you intend taking my tooth out.'

"O.K., I'm going to demonstrate the proper way to lie to me about flossing."

"It doesn't actually work. But it's a great motivator for people to take better care of their teeth."

Dentist's office - man has skull with missing teeth

'50 for 5 minutes extraction.' 'I'll go slow next time.'

'The patient said he brushed regularly, but his dentist knew better.'

'Doctor, instead of removing some teeth to save the gums, how about removing the gums to save the teeth?'

Dentists perform pit stop on a smile.

Molar was always scared of going to the dentist.

'Oh! Yes doctor, that tooth, that's the one, yeees, there!'

"You have to give Martin credit, he's RELENTLESS in his search for dental caries."

'Busy day?'

Very Specialized Specialists, Dr. Vengle, Dentist Specializing in Lower Incisors.

"I'm not actually doing anything-this is just punishment for not flossing."