Tooth Truther Gifts

'I've had more fun at the airport.'

Car Dentistry.

Dentist Training School.

The Hockey Puckey

It took awhile for fred and his new dentures to accept each other.

"And if your teeth could hear you, Larry, what would you say to them?"

'That's my husband, Brad. He's a dentist.'

'Every time you speak, George, your new teeth whistle!'

Dentist as car mechanic with mouth under the bonnet

An enlightenment seeker heads back from Truth lookign shocked.

"And if, in court, you need to varnish the truth, don't make it high gloss."

Dentist as Sherlock Holmes investigating a patient's mouth

Dentist: Pumpkin before and after.

Rugby player searches on line for 'front teeth'.

Dentist reading 'Dentistry for Dummies'.

"Careful...she bites."

'Telling them there is no meaning to life only ruins it for the rest of us.'

'-and who's next?'

'Do you realize that you have several passages of scripture right on the tip of your tongue?'

"It doesn't actually work. But it's a great motivator for people to take better care of their teeth."

You're getting a crown for cosmetic purposes. You're not being made the ruler of all us other teeth.

"O.K., I'm going to demonstrate the proper way to lie to me about flossing."

'Have you seen pictures of those redwood trees with holes big enough for cars to drive through?'

'Doctor, instead of removing some teeth to save the gums, how about removing the gums to save the teeth?'

'50 for 5 minutes extraction.' 'I'll go slow next time.'

'Excuse me, could you tell me where the nearest dentist is?'

'UR1, ok, UR2, ok, UR3, ok, UR4, LOL . . .'

Dentist's office - man has skull with missing teeth

Triple espresso, please. No caffeine for you, Uncle Mort. I am not your Uncle Mort. You know the doctors have said "no caffeine," Uncle Mort. I don't know what you're talking about. My name is Mr. Somewunneruther. "Mister Somewunneruther"? Yes. Of the Minnesota Somewunneruthers. We're a very old and respected family. We came over on the Sunflower. Mayflower!!! One gentle flower chamomile tea, coming up.

Dentists perform pit stop on a smile.

'The patient said he brushed regularly, but his dentist knew better.'

"You have to give Martin credit, he's RELENTLESS in his search for dental caries."

'Busy day?'

Very Specialized Specialists, Dr. Vengle, Dentist Specializing in Lower Incisors.

'I know you're in there.'