Tooth Truth Seeker Gifts

It took awhile for fred and his new dentures to accept each other.

'Do you realize that you have several passages of scripture right on the tip of your tongue?'

"O.K., I'm going to demonstrate the proper way to lie to me about flossing."

'The patient said he brushed regularly, but his dentist knew better.'

Dentist as Sherlock Holmes investigating a patient's mouth

"It doesn't actually work. But it's a great motivator for people to take better care of their teeth."

Squeezing the Free Press.

'How can we believe anything when we can disprove everything?'

"Would you say that the sales projections in your 3 year plan are realistic?"

"It's such a lovely day!"

"Your Honor, we're going to go with the prosecution's spin."

"...And do you Sean Spicer take Kelly Anne Conway..." "The marriage of alternative facts"

Press Freedom

"Eat not of the fruit of the Tree of Knowledge. Its sources have yet to be verified."

Skeptic Tank.

The real murderer of Boris Nemtsov?

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

Letters escape from a caged book.

'Truth is fine, but I really need marketable ideas.'

Watch the skies: UFO buffs all stare at the sky, yet alien is amongst them.

"My career's in shreds, but on the bright side, so are my files."

"Truth is relative at these reunions. It depends on which relative you talk to."

'Why does my opponent keep lying about me?', 'Because truth is stranger than fiction?'

"You're either lying or not telling the truth."

"....So called 'fake news' is dangerous to our democracy!"

"Which news channel should we watch?"

"This just in: one of us always tells lies; the other always tells the truth. Who's who? Stay tuned."

"The president says there isn't a flood. What's the harm in humoring him?" "Hey! Would somebody pull Lindsey up for air?"

"Your momma lied to you, boy."

Lady Justice and Confidential Files

Truth

"We live in the golden age of fake news, alternative facts and spin control. Your resume is too truthful."

Information...political rhetoric

'WELL, that certainly was a frank discussion! Shall we proceed to the inevitable apologies, retractions and clarifications?'

"What Genocide? What Armenians?"