Tooth Treatment Tactician Pillows

"I know it looks a brut but you shouldn't feel a thing"

'...'Fire the coach'...'Fire the coach'...'Fire the coach'...'

'To grow a good beard, have good dental habits. First, brush with a concave brush to clean the teeth's facial surfaces. Then use a convex brush to reach flat surfaces. Then use a scalloped brush to be chic. Then floss to clean between teeth. Then use ...

Dentist's Office: 'I know that $3,280 hurt you more than it did me, Dad.'

"But mom, all you said was 'get all your stuff up off the floor!' "

"I heard you're top dog in trust and loyalty training."

"Relax, Dad... I'll put your toothbrush away when I'm done. I always do."

Dentist Training School.

"The tissues are for crying."

'Your tooth still sensitive to hot liquids my dear?'

'Mind that molar, careful of that canine...'

Remember to always brush your teeth!

Barrister uses legal speak to ask for two sugars in his tea.

'You should have come to me sooner.'

Office De-cluttering

'Nice decorating. I like the clothes and toys everywhere...and the half eaten sandwich really ties it all together!'

Kangaroo to upside down joey: 'Once again your room is in total disarray!'

'Maybe you should stay away from dental humour.'

'Looks like someone hasn't been flossing regularly.'

'As a matter of fact, I do prefer red wine to white. How did you ever guess?'

Their honeymoon was a disaster. She spent all night in the bathroom, flossing.

'-and who's next?'

"I'm adding the laundry room and kitchen to your GPS. Judging by all the clothes and dishes in your room, you don't know the locations."

"Careful...she bites."

The bad news is that your teeth are shot. The good news is that you have the uvula of a man half your age.'

Moon Vacuuming

'I amassed a fortune and you had to have a government bailout. Why would I let you manage my wealth?'

"That's the strongest teeth whitener we carry. Smile in the dark and your mouth becomes a night light."

'If I work at home and I'm sick, do I have to go to the office?'

"Those are my books on tidying up."

You DID hit a nerve, doctor!'

'Excuse me, could you tell me where the nearest dentist is?'

Dentists perform pit stop on a smile.