Tissue Tactician Pillows

"The tissues are for crying."

'If I work at home and I'm sick, do I have to go to the office?'

Coach to football players: 'And no cuddling!'

"My hackers just collapsed your country's economy."

“Sweet mother of Marmaduke... no!”

"Memo to self - personalise new work-station."

"Well I didn't see the incident myself.."

'So far, sir, we've rejected plans A,B, C, D, E, F, and right now we're evaluating'G'.'

'Mustard, ketchup and mayo are all nice and creamy smooth. Why isn't anything being done about relish?'

'...'Fire the coach'...'Fire the coach'...'Fire the coach'...'

Copywriter's blank paper compared to the gridded screen of a content provider.

"But mom, all you said was 'get all your stuff up off the floor!' "

'..The wolves have got the sheep pinned against their own 1-yard line again!'

"Puffiness and dark circles under the eyes, sniffles, trouble sleeping, rashes...you don't have allergies...you have children."

"Miss. Wilcox, get me the coast."

Human males marking territory.

"Something's trying to get through the Astroturf!"

'Boy, look at his personal space!'

Manager. Managing a political campaign and a baseball team are alike in many ways. A campaign is launched with a "first pitch," when a candidate gives a speech selling himself or herself. I change pitchers based on the game situation. In politics and baseball, sometimes it's best to come from the right side and sometimes it's best to come from the left side. We study our competitors' weaknesses and exploit those. In politics we call that "opposition research." And I don't worry about the

'Oi, do you mind, trying to speak to my colleague - two self service tills having a chat together.'

'Thank you colonel we'll keep your strategy in mind.'

"I know I told you to fool him into thinking you've got nothing left, but now you've got me convinced."

"Sorry, Man! I had no idea Alexa would be here!"

'Nice decorating. I like the clothes and toys everywhere...and the half eaten sandwich really ties it all together!'

I've left your pin on the map, but I've loosened it.

Dr. Miller like to show off his ability to remove a full set of braces in one quick, bare-handed, jolt.

'Sir, our sales force has just taken Atlanta.'

'Please remember how silly and humiliating grinding pepper is when you figure my tip.'

This Amount of Computer Code

Wi-Fi password?

'We want the kids to buy it so we can't play up the fact that it's educational in nature.'

GREENLAND

'-and who's next?'

'I'm very concerned about the surveillance society.'

"I appreciate your calling, but I'm not interested in purchasing Chinese food at this time."