Toothbrush Tactician Gifts

Remember to always brush your teeth!

'To grow a good beard, have good dental habits. First, brush with a concave brush to clean the teeth's facial surfaces. Then use a convex brush to reach flat surfaces. Then use a scalloped brush to be chic. Then floss to clean between teeth. Then use ...

"My mom programmed my toothbrush to follow me until I use it. It's cruel but effective."

Board Game Hunter

Building business relations.

'...'Fire the coach'...'Fire the coach'...'Fire the coach'...'

"But mom, all you said was 'get all your stuff up off the floor!' "

"Relax, Dad... I'll put your toothbrush away when I'm done. I always do."

". . . and that dumb Mrs. Parker could have figured I had the Ace, King and Jack, but no, she goes ahead bidding in hearts. . ."

'Doctor, did you say 5 minutes of traction, or 5 hours?'

'I'm going to throw out my old toothbrush and get a new one.'

"Miss. Wilcox, get me the coast."

Snooker.

'Here's a new toothbrush...I've been using that one on the dog's teeth!'

'Stop! Wait 'til he finishes cleaning my teeth!'

Barrister uses legal speak to ask for two sugars in his tea.

'Nice decorating. I like the clothes and toys everywhere...and the half eaten sandwich really ties it all together!'

Dr. Miller like to show off his ability to remove a full set of braces in one quick, bare-handed, jolt.

"You didn't let me win; I let you lose."

'Better get used to player rotation!'

'Queen you? There's no queen in checkers, and never has been or will be.'

'Please remember how silly and humiliating grinding pepper is when you figure my tip.'

'All done, ready for bed: I've cleaned his teeth...'

'Now, be reasonable about this pay-rise: I could just buy a toothbrush and you would be out of a job...'

"Did I set the table right? Fork, knife, tooth brush?"

"I believe an effective decay-preventive dentifrice when used a conscientious program of oral hygiene can be of significant value and so does my horse."

'I need a new tooth brush.'

'Gee, I'd like to help you folks out, but I'm just a character assassin.'

'Brush with Calgote' Hmmm...

'-and who's next?'

'Sir, we're txting the enemy!'

'Writing is just like texting except you have to use all of the letters in each word.'

Nun hammering with a crucifix

"You can't leave holes in an agreement, I could run a coach and horses through this....So let's be crystal clear, if you don't clean your toothy pegs, there will be a 15% reduction in story time."

'You're excited about winning a traveling toothbrush kit in a sweepstakes after spending $300 on postage and entering 1,500 contests?'