Toothbrush Tactician Mugs

Remember to always brush your teeth!

'To grow a good beard, have good dental habits. First, brush with a concave brush to clean the teeth's facial surfaces. Then use a convex brush to reach flat surfaces. Then use a scalloped brush to be chic. Then floss to clean between teeth. Then use ...

"My mom programmed my toothbrush to follow me until I use it. It's cruel but effective."

Building business relations.

'...'Fire the coach'...'Fire the coach'...'Fire the coach'...'

"But mom, all you said was 'get all your stuff up off the floor!' "

"Relax, Dad... I'll put your toothbrush away when I'm done. I always do."

". . . and that dumb Mrs. Parker could have figured I had the Ace, King and Jack, but no, she goes ahead bidding in hearts. . ."

'Doctor, did you say 5 minutes of traction, or 5 hours?'

"Miss. Wilcox, get me the coast."

'I'm going to throw out my old toothbrush and get a new one.'

'Here's a new toothbrush...I've been using that one on the dog's teeth!'

Snooker.

'Stop! Wait 'til he finishes cleaning my teeth!'

Barrister uses legal speak to ask for two sugars in his tea.

'Nice decorating. I like the clothes and toys everywhere...and the half eaten sandwich really ties it all together!'

"You didn't let me win; I let you lose."

'Better get used to player rotation!'

'Queen you? There's no queen in checkers, and never has been or will be.'

"Did I set the table right? Fork, knife, tooth brush?"

'All done, ready for bed: I've cleaned his teeth...'

'Now, be reasonable about this pay-rise: I could just buy a toothbrush and you would be out of a job...'

'Please remember how silly and humiliating grinding pepper is when you figure my tip.'

"I believe an effective decay-preventive dentifrice when used a conscientious program of oral hygiene can be of significant value and so does my horse."

'Gee, I'd like to help you folks out, but I'm just a character assassin.'

'I need a new tooth brush.'

'-and who's next?'

'Brush with Calgote' Hmmm...

'Sir, we're txting the enemy!'

'Writing is just like texting except you have to use all of the letters in each word.'

Nun hammering with a crucifix

'You're excited about winning a traveling toothbrush kit in a sweepstakes after spending $300 on postage and entering 1,500 contests?'

"You can't leave holes in an agreement, I could run a coach and horses through this....So let's be crystal clear, if you don't clean your toothy pegs, there will be a 15% reduction in story time."