Topiary Tacticians T-Shirts

"I'll race you to the top."

"Well, that's created a little order in a world of chaos."

Gardener clipping topiary stairs

Gardener Cutting Tree into 'Rock' Symbol.

“Sweet mother of Marmaduke... no!”

"Memo to self - personalise new work-station."

Board Game Hunter

"I recommend number five if you have only $20 so that you can still leave a tip."

'Smith, where exactly did you get your experience in 'Hedge Fund Management'?'

". . . and that dumb Mrs. Parker could have figured I had the Ace, King and Jack, but no, she goes ahead bidding in hearts. . ."

'Hello Sir. I'm Jeff, and I'll be kissing your butt all evening in the hope of getting a decent tip.'

"We have a new line of designer hedge funds...the Topiary Group."

You have no experience eating lobster? Before I spend time showing you how, do you have experience tipping?

Human males marking territory.

'Boy, look at his personal space!'

"She's had a lot of work done."

"Sorry, Man! I had no idea Alexa would be here!"

'Oi, do you mind, trying to speak to my colleague - two self service tills having a chat together.'

Snooker.

'Thank you colonel we'll keep your strategy in mind.'

A topiary doghouse

Hedge Car

'Sir, our sales force has just taken Atlanta.'

I've left your pin on the map, but I've loosened it.

Maze.

Dr. Miller like to show off his ability to remove a full set of braces in one quick, bare-handed, jolt.

Hedgecutter cutting a hedge 'key' into a hedge 'door'

Topiary bushes in the form of pointing hands. People are looking in the directions that the fingers are pointing.

"You didn't let me win; I let you lose."

"This one goes out to the lovers who aren’t intimidated by my tip jar."

Stonehedge

"Isn't it about time you tidied up around here...?"

'Queen you? There's no queen in checkers, and never has been or will be.'

'Better get used to player rotation!'

Stonehedge