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"Well, that's created a little order in a world of chaos."

Gardener clipping topiary stairs

"You were lucky to catch me, I was just going home to cut the garden hedge."

Topiary: helping nature look her best

Stonehedge

A topiary doghouse

Topiary chair.

Up yours

Gardener Cutting Tree into 'Rock' Symbol.

"I made him out of my mom's mashed potatoes. Since there's no snow, I had to improvise."

'Smith, where exactly did you get your experience in 'Hedge Fund Management'?'

"I'll race you to the top."

"We have a new line of designer hedge funds...the Topiary Group."

"I see you have experience marking territory."

"Do you mean am I busy busy?"

'The old man's really serious about his rooftop gardening.'

"She's had a lot of work done."

Cat Knitting a Tapestry

Hedge Car

Maze.

Honeycomb

Topiary bushes in the form of pointing hands. People are looking in the directions that the fingers are pointing.

'Must be Pandora's.'

Stonehedge

The dog wouldn't stand still

Hedgecutter cutting a hedge 'key' into a hedge 'door'

Three Circles of Gardener's Hell.

'I HAVE to put it in my mouth first.'

Topiary By Numbers

Topiary Portraits

Man cutting hedge into shape of a woman.

A Gardener's Self-Portrait

Hedge trimming.

Topiary chicken lays an egg.

Never criticise his creative efforts...