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"Well, that's created a little order in a world of chaos."

Gardener clipping topiary stairs

"You were lucky to catch me, I was just going home to cut the garden hedge."

Topiary: helping nature look her best

Stonehedge

A topiary doghouse

Topiary chair.

Up yours

Gardener Cutting Tree into 'Rock' Symbol.

'Smith, where exactly did you get your experience in 'Hedge Fund Management'?'

"I made him out of my mom's mashed potatoes. Since there's no snow, I had to improvise."

"I'll race you to the top."

"We have a new line of designer hedge funds...the Topiary Group."

"I see you have experience marking territory."

"Do you mean am I busy busy?"

'The old man's really serious about his rooftop gardening.'

"She's had a lot of work done."

Hedge Car

Cat Knitting a Tapestry

Maze.

Hedgecutter cutting a hedge 'key' into a hedge 'door'

'Must be Pandora's.'

Honeycomb

Topiary bushes in the form of pointing hands. People are looking in the directions that the fingers are pointing.

Stonehedge

The dog wouldn't stand still

Three Circles of Gardener's Hell.

Topiary Portraits

Man cutting hedge into shape of a woman.

'I HAVE to put it in my mouth first.'

Topiary By Numbers

A Gardener's Self-Portrait

Topiary chicken lays an egg.

Hedge trimming.

"My hair stylist used to be a topiarist."